One Liners and So Forth (longish)

[SilverOrb]

So, I've taken to writing down some of the cap that happens at work. Not all of it, because I'm lazy, but some.

Remember, I work for an answering service

One Liners

My hot water heater took a poopie!

(Client, talking about an idiot caller) A lack of planning on YOUR account does not constitute an emergency on mine!

(Client, chuckling about a caller) *giggles* It's not MY problem! (Grown men are so cute when they giggle)

A Further Addition to the Saga of the Scammers

This is the same company from this thread.


I made them a little song.
"Ohhhhhhhhhhh
[company] my [company]
Oh how I love [company]
[companyyyyyyyyyyyyy]"
They hung up on me.
Sad Silver


I also decided to play with my bit of German, talking very slow and halting when I did use English. First time I did it, the idiots tried Spanish with me. (I mentioned in English that I "only" spoke German. Second time, I believe the plan of attack was something that sounded suspiciously like Mandarin. Weirdos


And Finally... Me thinky I scared one.

S- Silver
B- "Bob" (All of the operators from this company have OBVIOUS Indian accents, and say that their name is stuff like Bob or John or Bill. Bull- donkey!

S- Thank you for calling "Blah" How may I help you?
B- This is Bob calling from [company], and I'd just like to clarify some info so I can scam you. (obviously poetic license taken here)
S- Wow.
B- I'm sorry?
S- Bob. That is a cool name there Bob.
B- Um, thank you. So what I need is-
S- Did your parents name you Bob?
B- Errr.... Yes they did. So the compa-
S- Can I be Bob?
B- What?
S- I like Bob. Can I be Bob too?
B- Sure... If you want... So the info-
S- That is the coolest!!! Hey everyone! I'm Bob now!
B- I... Ummm... So what I need...
S- Wooo hooo! Thanks for letting me be Bob!!
B- I........
-Silver hangs up in victory-

The consensus is that that poor man will never, ever, call back again.

*giggles*

[Hyena Dandy]

Grown men are so cute when they giggle

They aaaaaaare.