Funny story in which I most definently was an SC

[MergedLoki]

Alright. so I was at a goth/alt. bar when I was in college.

I'm standing at the bar, getting this round of drinks for me and my friends.

and yes... I"m drunk. very drunk. (not an excuse just I wouldn't be so dumb sober is all).

So I order the drinks, pay the bartender, and go to pick the drinks up. I spill all 3. ALL over the bar...

My response in my drink addled brain was to take all the glasses and THROW them to the end of the bar against a wall. *note: I did have the presence of mind to make sure NO ONE was there/in the way so i wouldn't hit anybody*

I think i was thinking I could do this fast enough that the bartender wouldn't notice me doing so? (honestly I have no idea as i've never done it before or since lol). Anyways I turn and yea.. it's only been about 10 seconds since I got the drinks so the bartender hasn't moved and she's just sitting there with my money staring at me.

I did offer to sweep up the glass and pay for the glasses but was told no it was ok.
Granted at the time I was dating the owners lil sister (owner was the bartender as well) so she cut me a HUGE break, and I didn't even get tossed. (I did leave pretty quickly after that that paticular night however :P)

but still. just an amusing story that possibly was one of those 'had to be there' things. Oh well hope it made someone smile.

[ReadyToRetire]

Well, at least you offered to pay for the damage and clean up your mess, but I fail to see any humor in this story.

[MergedLoki]

yea. ok gues it was a 'had to be there'.

meh it's 5am and i'm half awake so my mind is wandering.

[Sableonblonde]

I think when you get to the point where you're spilling drinks, it's time to stop drinking Yes, very interesting how the mind works when intoxicated. It's so humiliating to knock over a drink when you're in a bar. I once was hanging out at this bar, a year or so ago, and I was trying to stand near this guy I had a crush on at the time. But I'm so dorky that I wasn't talking to him or anything...just standing there. Then this other girl that we both sort of knew came in and sat next to him, so that I was standing in between them while they talked. I don't know why I didn't move away. But I was pretty wasted and ended up knocking over a drink - not even sure whose drink it was! I thought I just got it on my self, but I came to find out later that it also got on the other girl. And eveyone was talking about how I DUMPED a drink on somebody. Took awhile for that one to go away

[Hobbs]

And thusly, I do not drink.

A bit amusing, but I have a weird sense of humor...

[PepperElf]

and you had a better ending to you story than one of the guys on my first ship did.

he was drunk in japan, throwing shot classes... one of the females cold-cocked him & they brought him back to the ship. i heard he was really pissed off later... (probably because a girl knocked him unconscious)

[Hyena Dandy]

I guess the humor comes from the "WTF" factor.

I've had freakouts where I throw things before. Its part of my Aspergers/Anxiety disorder combo. So... Yeah. I do like to make sure nobody's there.

[MergedLoki]

I guess the humor comes from the "WTF" factor.

I've had freakouts where I throw things before. Its part of my Aspergers/Anxiety disorder combo. So... Yeah. I do like to make sure nobody's there.

Basically. I mean it was a more like 'who the hell decides throwing a the cups against the other end of the bar is a good way to cover up spilled drinks?'

anyways. I think me and my friends found it humerous (after the fact it's not like i did it and started laughing the minute the glass left my hand i was thinking 'shit what did i just do?') is because I knew the owner and all the staff so THEY laughed about it afterwards... Which then made it ok for me to joke about it.