As related to me by hubby I pass unto you the tale of the SC that hurt himself to attempt theft. Possibly Gross warning!!!
Hubby (H) works night shift at the local wally world and this was partially witnessed by him and a friend, C. The wally world in question is currently undergoing remodeling and apparently security is cut thin because of it. However after 9pm one entrance is locked thus making everyone have to enter from the grocery side. Background over.
Apparently the SC in question manages to get into the backroom get into a box of individually wrapped box cutters to cut the wires on the anti-theft devices. I can't recall the name as it evades me but its called the spider device where the cables wrap around the box or device to keep people from just opening it and taking it. (Can't find a picture)
Gross PART
So would be thief cuts himself trying to remove the device, panics and attempts to flee...to the locked side of the store. Pushes the carts aside and manages to get the automatic door somewhat unlocked when work buddy C sees him and as per training asks "Sir do you need any help?"
C sees that guy is bleeding and goes to get him some paper towels. Well guy isn't bleeding profusely but enough to leave a trail of blood drops from the electronics department to the OTHER entrance. Electronics is all the way in the back, yeah...
While C is getting first aid guy bolts and from what is seen from the trail goes past the registers seems to hesitate a moment in either panic or oh crap this HURTS before escaping into the parking lot and is gone.
Now the police are called and a report is filed, not sure what will come of it but from what H and C DO know he hurt himself bad enough that would be thief would HAVE to get stitches to be able to properly use his hand again. as it seemed to be cut across the palm.
THe kicker? All this over a Norton 360 '09 edition that was on sale for about 40....thus causing me to ask was the damage done to self worth it?
Sorry if this was too gross.
Hubby (H) works night shift at the local wally world and this was partially witnessed by him and a friend, C. The wally world in question is currently undergoing remodeling and apparently security is cut thin because of it. However after 9pm one entrance is locked thus making everyone have to enter from the grocery side. Background over.
Apparently the SC in question manages to get into the backroom get into a box of individually wrapped box cutters to cut the wires on the anti-theft devices. I can't recall the name as it evades me but its called the spider device where the cables wrap around the box or device to keep people from just opening it and taking it. (Can't find a picture)
Gross PART
So would be thief cuts himself trying to remove the device, panics and attempts to flee...to the locked side of the store. Pushes the carts aside and manages to get the automatic door somewhat unlocked when work buddy C sees him and as per training asks "Sir do you need any help?"
C sees that guy is bleeding and goes to get him some paper towels. Well guy isn't bleeding profusely but enough to leave a trail of blood drops from the electronics department to the OTHER entrance. Electronics is all the way in the back, yeah...
While C is getting first aid guy bolts and from what is seen from the trail goes past the registers seems to hesitate a moment in either panic or oh crap this HURTS before escaping into the parking lot and is gone.
Now the police are called and a report is filed, not sure what will come of it but from what H and C DO know he hurt himself bad enough that would be thief would HAVE to get stitches to be able to properly use his hand again. as it seemed to be cut across the palm.
THe kicker? All this over a Norton 360 '09 edition that was on sale for about 40....thus causing me to ask was the damage done to self worth it?
Sorry if this was too gross.


I AM the evil bastard!
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