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So I'm at work a few days ago when I get two text messages, one right after the other. Both say basically the same thing: Due to suspicious activity your Visa card has been frozen. Please call this number XXXXXXXXXX. Each text had a different number.
Now I'm not an idiot, so right away I was 99% sure this was a scam. But there was still that 1% nagging doubt that it could be legit, so I pulled out my Visa card, found the customer support number listed on the back and called it. After going through their little automated phone tree and getting an actual person surprisingly fast for a major bank, I explained the messages to him. Not surprisingly, he confirmed they were scams. He then said he would transfer me to their fraud department so I could report the scam.
So I sit on hold for a minute before a woman picks up and goes into a rapid-fire spiel offering me identity theft protection, only one dollar for the first month, then $XX.XX a month after that. She goes on to explain that because I am a (Bank) customer, I get a special discount as well. I explain to her that I was transferred to her to report a scam, not buy identity theft protection. So then I learn that she doesn't work for my bank, she works for a third-party company that sells said protection. They're not a fraud department at all.
I hung up on her. I'm sorry, but I don't need identity theft protection because I'm not an idiot who falls for scams like that. And I am insulted that my bank, on the pretense of transferring me to their fraud department, tried to get me to buy protection from this company.
Later on that day I successfully bough dinner with my supposedly frozen Visa card. So suck on that, scammers!
So I'm at work a few days ago when I get two text messages, one right after the other. Both say basically the same thing: Due to suspicious activity your Visa card has been frozen. Please call this number XXXXXXXXXX. Each text had a different number.
Now I'm not an idiot, so right away I was 99% sure this was a scam. But there was still that 1% nagging doubt that it could be legit, so I pulled out my Visa card, found the customer support number listed on the back and called it. After going through their little automated phone tree and getting an actual person surprisingly fast for a major bank, I explained the messages to him. Not surprisingly, he confirmed they were scams. He then said he would transfer me to their fraud department so I could report the scam.
So I sit on hold for a minute before a woman picks up and goes into a rapid-fire spiel offering me identity theft protection, only one dollar for the first month, then $XX.XX a month after that. She goes on to explain that because I am a (Bank) customer, I get a special discount as well. I explain to her that I was transferred to her to report a scam, not buy identity theft protection. So then I learn that she doesn't work for my bank, she works for a third-party company that sells said protection. They're not a fraud department at all.
I hung up on her. I'm sorry, but I don't need identity theft protection because I'm not an idiot who falls for scams like that. And I am insulted that my bank, on the pretense of transferring me to their fraud department, tried to get me to buy protection from this company.
Later on that day I successfully bough dinner with my supposedly frozen Visa card. So suck on that, scammers!



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