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  • Cuz I'm black?!?

    Okay, this one happened to a co-worker that I witnessed the tail end of. back when ps3 first came out they were limited to 1 per customer and that policy was posted in several places on the class of the diplay case in bold print. so, this black lady comes in and asks *bill* to open the case for a ps3. then she tells him she wan'ts two and of course he tells her she can't have two. this is what i hear an asile away.
    why not? cuz I'm BLACK?!

    later i'm told she even does the *oh no you didn't* head bob thing from bill.

    yes. because your black we have screwed you out of a second ps3 and ourselves out of a sale just. because. your. black. she takes her one measly ps3 and leaves after bill takes the time to explain the policy of the store and point out the big freaken sign NEXT TO HER HEAD.

    these people piss me off. not black people, I could give a damn about that. but people who blame their race on anything that doesn't go their way. seriously, grow up, get with the times and stop listening to ol' grampappy fuck everybody that isn't your color. there's a reason why they shipped his ass to the old folks home.
    Last edited by Ree; 10-05-2009, 12:45 PM. Reason: Removed unnecessary comment

  • #2
    "Because I'm (insert race/sexual orientation/religion here)."

    Because that is, of course, the answer to everything that doesn't go your way. Tell your friends.
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    • #3
      Nope, It's cause I'm mean and I haven't met my evilness quota yet today.
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      • #4
        We got that every so often at "Daddy Jim's Pizza" way back when.

        - First of all, video phones aren't exactly the rage, and I doubt they'd let us use them if they were commonplace, so WE DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE

        - Second, Our phones at the time lacked Caller ID, so we have to depend on what you say your address is to decide whether or not we can go there

        - Finally, our delivery areas were defined BY CONTRACT. As it happens, Dear Caller, your address falls into an area owned by a different DaddyJim's franchise. If we were to send a driver your way and he got spotted or ratted out, the least that would happen is that the driver would likely get fired or punished in some other way. The likely outcome is that we'd get sued for breach of contract, and possibly even lose our franchise rights for violating the Franchise agreement -- meaning the store goes bye-bye AND place other stores owned by the same people in jeopardy.

        In other words, NO, and it has nothing to do with your race.
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        • #5
          "No, the reason why you can't have 2 PS3's isn't because you're black.

          Store policy states 1 per customer regardless of race/sex/religion/etc.

          However, since you want to put race into this, I think the reason why you're trying to push for 2 is because I'm white and you want to cause me as much grief as you can while feigning ignorance.

          Buy the PS3 and/or leave."
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          • #6
            My friend, you may think that its bad when someone asks if its because they're black... But its worse when they quite visibly AREN'T Black. They're quite clearly white.

            I pointed this out, and he said that black isn't a race, its a state of mind. O_o

            Really? A state of mind? First I heard of that. Do we have anyone here who'd like to confirm that black is a state of mind? And that, evidently, this state of mind includes designer pants?
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            • #7
              Quoth Hyena Dandy View Post

              Really? A state of mind? First I heard of that. Do we have anyone here who'd like to confirm that black is a state of mind? And that, evidently, this state of mind includes designer pants?
              well, I've been told I'm a "wigger"
              (the person who told me that said that because I had black, hispanic, and oriental friends was obviously because I wanted to be black )

              ... I don't know anything about the designer pants though
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              • #8
                Quoth smileyeagle1021 View Post
                well, I've been told I'm a "wigger"
                (the person who told me that said that because I had black, hispanic, and oriental friends was obviously because I wanted to be black )

                ... I don't know anything about the designer pants though
                I have black friends too.

                But I think that since two of them are really preppy and one is goth as Death* that they don't count towards my wigger quotient.

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                • #9
                  HD, remember, I'm in Utah... having a tan counts towards your wigger quotient (sad but true )
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                  • #10
                    Quoth smileyeagle1021 View Post
                    HD, remember, I'm in Utah... having a tan counts towards your wigger quotient (sad but true )
                    Ah.

                    But I live in Lexington, Mass. Even our DOGS are white.
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                    • #11
                      Quoth Hyena Dandy View Post
                      I pointed this out, and he said that black isn't a race, its a state of mind. O_o
                      Used to be said that just one drop of black blood made you black. Is it now just one thought?

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                      • #12
                        Quoth Rapscallion View Post
                        Used to be said that just one drop of black blood made you black. Is it now just one thought?

                        Rapscallion
                        Nah it's because they start thinking that Black is like Hispanic, it's not so much a race as a culture... (fratching aside, that's mainly what Hispanic is) and I should note this is SOOOOOOO very wrong, since well it's hard to peg this down without getting called out on stereotyping.

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                        • #13
                          No, it's because I hate everyone and that includes you. Now go! No PS3 for you!
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                          • #14
                            I've never got that as a response to something thankfully. I always thought I would say "You're only asking that because I'm white"

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