Someone got her purse stolen at church yesterday. Well, not so much stolen, as snatched. That's right, some fuckwad decided to rob an old lady on her way into church. To make matters worse, this was not a crime of opportunity, but clearly thought out, as people (including me) reported seeing captain asshole in the building, and there really is no reason to be by the church, other than occasionally cutting through or going in the building. Also, the police think that mister cockhat lives in the apartments across the street. Another thing that irritates me is that the woman was helping a blind woman get to church when it happened. So essentially, this fuckstick decided to victimize the most helpless target he could, after scoping the place out for a while. But what really gets me is that shithead did it at a CHURCH, a place known for CHRISTIAN CHARITY. Asshat could have asked the pastors for money when he was in there, and they probably would have given it to him. Instead, the fuckstain decided to throw our sense of security into a tailspin and force us to be a little suspicious of strangers, the exact opposite of what we want to do. I really hope the police find him, and throw the book at him.