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  • Return of the Moose man!

    So, last Monday night, my friends and I went to the pub when lo and behold what to my wondering eyes should appear its Mooseman! We go and sit near him at the bar, when we hear:

    MM:This bar sucks. You don't have shit for beer.
    BT: Look man, you've had enough, I'm going to have to cut you off. Sorry.
    MM: But I don't think Lobelia will want you to do that.
    BT: Your forest friends can't be here right now to get you out of this. I'm sorry, but you are cut off. There isn't anything you can do about it. Please leave.
    MM: Ok, but I'm still going to tell Lobelia.


    He left. Wow, what alcohol can do to you is amazing.
    Your neck is 7 and a half feet wide and 4 and a half feet tall. Your shoulders are also around 4 and a half feet wide. Your butt is 4 feet wide and your arms are around 3 feet long-gravekeeper

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    ...as in Lobelia the flower?? He's going to tattle to a FLOWER?


    ....I think my brain just broke.
    "I'm not smiling because I'm happy. I'm smiling because every time I blink your head explodes!"
    -Red

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