I swung by the grocery store to grab some granola bars and a few other goodies to restock my desk at work. I happened to be checking out in the line next to the supervisor station and I overheard this gem.
WS - Wage slave (I used to cashier at this store and the title fits)
MiM - Moron in Management
MiM: WS, you had a no call no show yesterday, so this is your last chance.
WS: I wasn't scheduled yesterday. Didn't you get my message?
MiM: You originally weren't scheduled, but I made changes to the schedule which you didn't check.
WS: But there weren't any changes when I got my schedule. I signed and dated it, too. Aren't you supposed to call me about that?
MiM: The changes were made before you checked the schedule. I signed and dated my changes. Now, if you can't handle working what you're scheduled then we'll have to let you go.
WS: Hold on, I need to check something. (she runs off and returns with the schedule print outs while the abysmally slow express cashier continues to make me miss the SCOs that they pulled out of this store.
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WS: Okay, see, I checked the schedule and signed it on Thursday, and there weren't any changes then. But, I see you have your changes initialed and dated on Wednesday. I think you made a mistake on the day and maybe forgot to call me?
MiM: See, you can't do this. You just said my changes were dated Wednesday and you checked it on Thursday. Now, are we going to have to talk to the store manager again or are you done fooling around?
WS: Well, see, I checked it on Thursday with no changes. And then you dated your changes on Wednesday. But if you think we should talk to <presumably store manager's name> about it, then that's fine. Just, I think you made a mistake because down here on the bottom of the page is the time it was printed out which was Thursday, about 15 minutes before I signed, so how did you make changes to the printed schedule the day before it was printed?
Me:
*snerking and fighting not to cheer out loud*
MiM: Um, well, that can't be right! Uh...alright, fine we'll just let it go this time. But if you see changes to the schedule you better follow them!
WS: So no write up?
MiM: ... No. No write up.
WS: Okay, cool! I'm going to my register then.
And I still hadn't reached the belt to actually put my groceries down but WS went to work and MiM stood and muttered under his breath. So, good on her. If I hadn't been running behind I'd have spoken to the store manager about it myself just so WS was covered. Might do so tonight, anyway, since I'm going back to the store.
WS - Wage slave (I used to cashier at this store and the title fits)
MiM - Moron in Management
MiM: WS, you had a no call no show yesterday, so this is your last chance.
WS: I wasn't scheduled yesterday. Didn't you get my message?
MiM: You originally weren't scheduled, but I made changes to the schedule which you didn't check.
WS: But there weren't any changes when I got my schedule. I signed and dated it, too. Aren't you supposed to call me about that?
MiM: The changes were made before you checked the schedule. I signed and dated my changes. Now, if you can't handle working what you're scheduled then we'll have to let you go.
WS: Hold on, I need to check something. (she runs off and returns with the schedule print outs while the abysmally slow express cashier continues to make me miss the SCOs that they pulled out of this store.
)WS: Okay, see, I checked the schedule and signed it on Thursday, and there weren't any changes then. But, I see you have your changes initialed and dated on Wednesday. I think you made a mistake on the day and maybe forgot to call me?
MiM: See, you can't do this. You just said my changes were dated Wednesday and you checked it on Thursday. Now, are we going to have to talk to the store manager again or are you done fooling around?
WS: Well, see, I checked it on Thursday with no changes. And then you dated your changes on Wednesday. But if you think we should talk to <presumably store manager's name> about it, then that's fine. Just, I think you made a mistake because down here on the bottom of the page is the time it was printed out which was Thursday, about 15 minutes before I signed, so how did you make changes to the printed schedule the day before it was printed?
Me:
*snerking and fighting not to cheer out loud*MiM: Um, well, that can't be right! Uh...alright, fine we'll just let it go this time. But if you see changes to the schedule you better follow them!
WS: So no write up?
MiM: ... No. No write up.
WS: Okay, cool! I'm going to my register then.
And I still hadn't reached the belt to actually put my groceries down but WS went to work and MiM stood and muttered under his breath. So, good on her. If I hadn't been running behind I'd have spoken to the store manager about it myself just so WS was covered. Might do so tonight, anyway, since I'm going back to the store.



I AM the evil bastard!
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