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A blind man my dad works with did a parachute jump last year, in aid of guide dogs for the blind.
My dad, curious, asked how he knew when he was near the ground.
The reply, completely deadpan, was "You know when the leash goes limp"
C.Nothing in this world will ever be truly idiot-proof as long as they keep making more effective idiots... -EricKei
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Quoth TelephoneAngel View PostThey are very clever, those dogs, I used to work with a blind girl who had a seeing eye dog.
Customers were constantly addressing questions to the dog!!!!!!!!!!

But she puzzled me once, she came in one morning and said "it's foggy out there"
I asked her how she knew, and she said because the dog was being very cautious at the roadsides as if he couldn't see very far.
That is quite possibly the coolest thing I have ever heard!"I'm not smiling because I'm happy. I'm smiling because every time I blink your head explodes!"
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Quoth Sparky View PostIf someone made jokes about teaching the dog to steal part of my income, I wouldn't find it amusing either.Well, it looks like someone at least has a sense of humor.Quoth Chrismor View PostA blind man my dad works with did a parachute jump last year, in aid of guide dogs for the blind.
My dad, curious, asked how he knew when he was near the ground.
The reply, completely deadpan, was "You know when the leash goes limp"
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My friend has a service dog. She looks able bodied so everyone thinks she's training it. It's actually hers! The dog is a medical alert dog. She allows people to pet (but not feed) her dog. It's very well behaved. Kids will pet it or even pull at it's fur and the dog will just sit there, not moving.
Yesterday we were at dinner and this family passed buy and this loud mouthed woman was going on and on about the dog and telling her kids, "See that dog? It's working. You can't touch it! It's in training!" She didn't even bother to talk to my friend about the dog, but was just talking about it like she was some sort of authority - and she got most of it wrong!
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Well, at least she got the most important thing right. Look, but don't touch! Could have been worse, she could have been sending the kids up to cuddle the 'nice doggy'.Quoth sprocket79 View Post"See that dog? It's working. You can't touch it! It's in training!" She didn't even bother to talk to my friend about the dog, but was just talking about it like she was some sort of authority - and she got most of it wrong!"It is traditional when asking for help or advice to listen to the answers you receive" - RealUnimportant
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