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  • #16
    Quoth Zoom View Post
    She is a Dumbo ride.
    That's an insult to Dumbo.
    "Kill the fat guy first?! That's racist!" - my friend Ironside at a Belegarth practice after being "killed" first.

    I belly dance with tall Goblins!

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    • #17
      Quoth Zoom View Post
      She is a Dumbo ride.
      But who'd want to ride her?
      Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

      "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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      • #18
        Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
        But who'd want to ride her?
        The kid's father.
        "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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        • #19
          Quoth Ironclad Alibi View Post
          The kid's father.
          You sure about that?
          Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

          "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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          • #20
            Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
            You sure about that?
            Of course. How many kids have you known that didn't have a father? There's no way that woman's in the same league as the Virgin Mary.
            "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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            • #21
              Quoth Ironclad Alibi View Post
              Of course. How many kids have you known that didn't have a father? There's no way that woman's in the same league as the Virgin Mary.
              That bitch isn't even in Jezebel's league!
              The New Orleans Saints are your 2009 NFL champions.

              Believe dat.

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              • #22
                Quoth Ironclad Alibi View Post
                Of course. How many kids have you known that didn't have a father? There's no way that woman's in the same league as the Virgin Mary.
                Maybe "Mom" is a hermaphrodite, and fathered the kid a la Cartman's mom conceiving Cartman?
                Friends help you move. Rare friends help you move bodies.

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                • #23
                  Don't forget that there's always artificial insemination....

                  ^-.-^
                  Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

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                  • #24
                    Quoth Andara Bledin View Post
                    Don't forget that there's always artificial insemination....

                    ^-.-^
                    I dunno...you gotta be pretty desperate to make it with a robot.
                    Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

                    "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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                    • #25
                      What the hell is happening to our species? It seems that for every nice person there's another person right there waiting to take advantage of them. Not to mention uncaring mothers. [MOD EDIT: Removed fratching comment]
                      Last edited by Dips; 04-09-2010, 04:32 PM.
                      It is a terrible thing to see and have no vision.
                      -Helen Keller

                      I got this av from Court Records, made by Croik!

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                      • #26
                        I have a 5 year old niece who was born with Down's, and just over two years ago was diagnosed with leukemia. The hospital where she was getting her treatments, sent her info (with my sister's permission of course) to the Make a Wish Foundation, which in turn contacted my sister about granting a wish. Now, little Haylee, does not yet talk because of the Down's, but does use sign language some to communicate. She's not really at a level to make a decision about what to wish for, but thank goodness, I have a awesome sister. She asked them for a play house for the yard for Haylee. Not some little rinkydink plastic thing you buy from Walmart, but an honest to goodness play HOUSE. Between the cancer and the Down's, Haylee can get sunburned very easily, but loves to play outside with her mom and sister, and now she can do so from the shaded porch of the playhouse. They even put electric lights in and a heated floor so it can be used in the winter as well. (A local builder did it all for nothing) It makes me so mad that some "parents" don't understand that the wish is for the child, and not for the parents!

                        Edit: Haylee's chemo treatment's will be done in another month and she's doing great! She had a few rough patches and was hospitalized a few times, but things are looking good now!
                        Last edited by Pinkie; 04-01-2010, 01:19 AM. Reason: Adding info

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                        • #27
                          Yay for the local builder, and for your sister.

                          THAT is what make-a-wish should be for, IMO. And that's .. well, that's wonderful.


                          Unlike Miss Snob in the original story.
                          Seshat's self-help guide:
                          1. Would you rather be right, or get the result you want?
                          2. If you're consistently getting results you don't want, change what you do.
                          3. Deal with the situation you have now, however it occurred.
                          4. Accept the consequences of your decisions.

                          "All I want is a pretty girl, a decent meal, and the right to shoot lightning at fools." - Anders, Dragon Age.

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                          • #28
                            tad bit off topic here but a good story to get everyone's mind off the awful MOTY

                            http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/htm...ronboy30m.html
                            Common sense... So rare it's a goddamn superpower.

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                            • #29
                              Quoth Pinkie View Post
                              Edit: Haylee's chemo treatment's will be done in another month and she's doing great! She had a few rough patches and was hospitalized a few times, but things are looking good now!


                              YAAAYYYYY!!!!


                              Yay for the awesome builder, Yay for make-a-wish, Yay for the doctors, Yay for Haylee, Yay for everything.
                              Seshat's self-help guide:
                              1. Would you rather be right, or get the result you want?
                              2. If you're consistently getting results you don't want, change what you do.
                              3. Deal with the situation you have now, however it occurred.
                              4. Accept the consequences of your decisions.

                              "All I want is a pretty girl, a decent meal, and the right to shoot lightning at fools." - Anders, Dragon Age.

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                              • #30
                                Thanks for sharing your story Pinkie! I'm glad Haylee is almost done with her treatment. :-)
                                "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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