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::Contemplates getting Lupo and any other 6' women here to form a Looming Party::"Enough expository banter. It's time we fight like men. And ladies. And ladies who dress like men. For Gilgamesh...IT'S MORPHING TIME!"
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*Great BIIIIIIG eyes*Quoth Kogarashi View Post
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*Squeaks*
Heh......haha.....uh.........BYE!
*FLEES!*Now a member of that alien race called Management.
Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.Comment
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RW, what's with you being chased by women? Does AF know about this?Quoth RetailWorkhorse View Post
I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.Comment
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I doooooon't knooooooow. I think it's because I'm short, "cute", and gay. It seems to happen just about everywhere.Now a member of that alien race called Management.
Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.Comment
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Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - DresdenComment
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Strangely, I get that reaction a lotQuoth RetailWorkhorse View Post
"It is traditional when asking for help or advice to listen to the answers you receive" - RealUnimportant
Rev that Engine Louder, I Can't Hear How Small Your Dick Is - Jay 2K Winger
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I have issues with my height, can you tell?Now a member of that alien race called Management.
Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.Comment
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Yep. How big's your stack of 'short' jokes? And 'short' nicknames? My personal favourite's 'the Mighty Mole' - I was quite disappointed I couldn't get anyone else to call me that after one little oik christened me *pouts*Quoth RetailWorkhorse View Post
I did briefly consider using that as my name when I started up on lj, but there was someone else at the time who had a very similar name & it would have been too confusing."It is traditional when asking for help or advice to listen to the answers you receive" - RealUnimportant
Rev that Engine Louder, I Can't Hear How Small Your Dick Is - Jay 2K Winger
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I get called "Puppy" a lot. And most people mistake me for a 12 year old (I THOUGHT I graduated to 15! WHEN DID I GET YOUNGER AGAIN??).Now a member of that alien race called Management.
Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.Comment
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Oh, ouch *winces* That's a bit mean. Not that I'm particularly fond of it, but have you tried growing face furniture? A genetic tendency to go grey early helps too.Quoth RetailWorkhorse View Post"It is traditional when asking for help or advice to listen to the answers you receive" - RealUnimportant
Rev that Engine Louder, I Can't Hear How Small Your Dick Is - Jay 2K Winger
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No one seems to be trying to be mean when they do it. Being kinda dog-like it part of my personality.Quoth greek_jester View Post
Can't seem to grow facial hair. And my gray hair is not likely to happen very quickly (I'm 23, while I do have some really light coloured fuzz, my family doesn't tend to gray until late in life).
ETA: ...actually, my whole family tends to look younger than most people.Now a member of that alien race called Management.
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Have you considered acting arrogant and entitled? You'll probably get the 15-year-old assumption again.Comment
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*Blinks*
....arrogant? My LYING sucks, I can't act. I've tried. I always bust out in laughter. And my self-confidence is waaaaaay too low for Entitled.Now a member of that alien race called Management.
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