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Ya know, there's a chance he could just get away with damages if there was nothing in the store stating 'Do not insert hardware into bodily orifices.'
It's happened.
It's happened.
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"If anyone wants this old box containing the broken bits of my former faith in humanity, I'll take your best offer now. You may be able to salvage a few of em' for parts..... " - Quote by Argabarga -
I can just picture the conversations between parents and kids whenever they see those sort of signs.Quoth LillFilly View Post
Kid: Daddy, what does "bodily orifice" mean?
Dad: why...err...it means like your mouth...
Kid: so I shouldn't be swallowing screws?The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom
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Manager (deadpan): "Why would you do that, sir?"
SC: "Well, uh, I needed it!"
Manager (deadpan): "Well then, would you like to pay for the screw now, or should I call the police?"
A lion however, will only devour your corpse, whereas an SC is not sated until they have destroyed your soul. (Quote per infinitemonkies)Comment
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If the man has a wife or gf, he can give her 2 kinds of screws in one go.To right the countless wrongs of our days... We shine this light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise...Oh, what a wonderful world such would be...Comment
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Just stopping in to second all the other ladies here saying that, despite not possessing the proper "equipment" the guy had, I am cringing, and crossing my legs a lot, and wishing I didn't read that!
"All god does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring." - Invisible Monsters
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OK, I'm a little confused...
Did this guy "suitcase" the screw...
Or did he insert it... elsewhere..."Kamala the Ugandan Giant" 1950-2020 • "Bullet" Bob Armstrong 1939-2020 • "Road Warrior Animal" 1960-2020 • "Zeus" Tiny Lister Jr. 1958-2020 • "Hacksaw" Butch Reed 1954-2021 • "New Jack" Jerome Young 1963-2021 • "Mr. Wonderful" Paul Orndorff 1949-2021 • "Beautiful" Bobby Eaton 1958-2021 • Daffney 1975-2021Comment
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i know it's been linked to before from here, but i find this fitting for the topic...If you want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy
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As I understand the story, he was to much in a hurry to drop pants, so he chose the other holeQuoth El Pollo Guerrera View Post
OK, I'm a little confused...
Did this guy "suitcase" the screw...
Or did he insert it... elsewhere....
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Elsewhere.Quoth El Pollo Guerrera View Post
After all, this is equipment that us ladies of the board don't possess.
Well, technically we possess a similar opening, but it's rather more internal.
^-.-^Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - DresdenComment
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And therefore, more painful. *shudder*Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts.-Winston ChurchillComment
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you know i've heard that some men do like to um... expand that opening
but i've never heard of someone using a screw (with sharp edges!) to do itComment
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SC certainly has a screw loose.To right the countless wrongs of our days... We shine this light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise...Oh, what a wonderful world such would be...Comment
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Look up 'sounding' (NSFW) if you want to know where he put it.Comment
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Sausage. Wang.
Oh, dear God.What if Humans are just Dire Halflings?Comment
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This made my afternoon! What an idiot!
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