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I had stopped for lunch at an Arby's the other day when this woman comes out of the bathroom and announces loudly -- to no one in particular -- "Whoo! Good thing the walls are tiled or the paint would be peeling in there!"
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That is just gross.
No one gives a shit (pun) what she did in thereI am but a tiny, barren, insignificant rock caught in the glorious orbit of your shining sun. Gravekeeper. -
Leave that shit where it's more appropriate. At work, like we do
Reminds me of the other night.....I was just watching my machine and waiting for the damn clock to move, and my coworker hops along singing "Gotta go drop the log, gotta go drop the log...."You really need to see a neurologist. - WagegothComment
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pfft.
she must be a lightweight then.
now if she passes some that can make the tiles fall off... then she can brag!Comment
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what the hell is up with people who feel the need to tell the whole world that they either need to take a shit or just took a shit. I do NOT want to hear that! To me that should be private and hidden.https://www.youtube.com/user/HedgeTV
Great YouTube channel check it out!Comment
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i was washing my hands in a mall bathroom a few years ago and this lady comes up to the sink next to me and starts washing hers. then she looked at me and said "excuse me! i made an awful stink, didn't i...that tacobell just didn't agree with me at all!"
i did the polite "omg why the hell did you tell me that" half laugh and left as soon as i could.
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