I went to the Mart of K yesterday for a few home decor items and essentials and went to the first open check-out where I was met by...Miss Impassive. Seriously, the entire time she sort of stared above and behind me into the middle distance. I had some awkward items and started unloading.
Me: "Hi!"
Her: Impassive (starts to scan items)
Me: "I don't need bags for the big things, I'll just put them back in the cart.
Her: Impassive (continues scanning)
Me: "I thought this curtain rod was perfect for what I'm trying to do in my house; on sale too."
Her: Impassive (Does shoot me some sort of DEATH GLARE because my candy bar had fallen into the box containing my sneakers and she must have thought I was trying to hide it)
Me: "Oh, sorry. Yeah, I've been painting all day and needed a chocolate fix."
Her: Impassive (finishes scanning and looks at me. I swipe my card. She hands me the receipt which I fumble and drop)
Me: "Whoops, sorry about that!" (grabs receipt and signs as I hear a 'tsk' (OMG it makes noise!) and see her roll her eyes)
Her: Impassive (Hands me copy of receipt and goes back to staring into middle space)
Me: "Thanks, bye."
Her: Impassive.
Wow.
Me: "Hi!"
Her: Impassive (starts to scan items)
Me: "I don't need bags for the big things, I'll just put them back in the cart.
Her: Impassive (continues scanning)
Me: "I thought this curtain rod was perfect for what I'm trying to do in my house; on sale too."
Her: Impassive (Does shoot me some sort of DEATH GLARE because my candy bar had fallen into the box containing my sneakers and she must have thought I was trying to hide it)
Me: "Oh, sorry. Yeah, I've been painting all day and needed a chocolate fix."
Her: Impassive (finishes scanning and looks at me. I swipe my card. She hands me the receipt which I fumble and drop)
Me: "Whoops, sorry about that!" (grabs receipt and signs as I hear a 'tsk' (OMG it makes noise!) and see her roll her eyes)
Her: Impassive (Hands me copy of receipt and goes back to staring into middle space)
Me: "Thanks, bye."
Her: Impassive.
Wow.

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