Wife and I got a chance to go see a few bands live that I've loved for years, but never gotten to see because I lived in nowhereland, TX most of my life. For those interested, War of Ages, Bless the Fall, Demon Hunter, and As I Lay Dying were there, and I was most interested in the last 2. When I got there, I found out that the venue, while medium sized, doesn't take debit in any form. They do, however, have an ATM inside the venue. So I got to be patted down, went inside, waited in line, and saw this gem (after a trip back to get my card back from the wife
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DG1: Guy at ATM
DG2: DG1's friend
*DG1 puts his card in the machine, dials his pin, tries to get money*
*DG2 kicks the ATM and calls it a slow piece of shit*
DG1: Gah. This fuckin' thing is just so slow.
ATM: BEEP!
DG1: Insufficient funds?!
*Both DG1 and DG2 kick the ATM again*
DG1: Imma try again.
ATM: BEEP!
*DG1 and 2 take turns kicking the ATM and holding the line up until they get bored and wander off*
What is it about metal shows that brings the stupid out in people? Last time I saw As I Lay Dying, I decided I should vacate the mosh pit because some raging asshat broke a beer bottle on the ground and went after someone with it.
)DG1: Guy at ATM
DG2: DG1's friend
*DG1 puts his card in the machine, dials his pin, tries to get money*
*DG2 kicks the ATM and calls it a slow piece of shit*
DG1: Gah. This fuckin' thing is just so slow.
ATM: BEEP!
DG1: Insufficient funds?!
*Both DG1 and DG2 kick the ATM again*

DG1: Imma try again.
ATM: BEEP!
*DG1 and 2 take turns kicking the ATM and holding the line up until they get bored and wander off*
What is it about metal shows that brings the stupid out in people? Last time I saw As I Lay Dying, I decided I should vacate the mosh pit because some raging asshat broke a beer bottle on the ground and went after someone with it.



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