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  • Ice Cream Parlor sighting

    It was a beautiful day in the merry month of... March... when I decided that an awesome day would be made even better with the addition of a hot fudge sundae. So I schlep to the closest purveyor of frozen dessert and I enter to see that the previous patron has been given the wrong change by the obviously new girl behind the counter. As I look over the frozen options, she gets flustered, her awesome manager gets called out, and while the irate gentleman tries to argue that he deserves more money back she counts out money to the penny and he goes on his way with a scowl.

    I see that the girl is flustered, so I resolve to be extra nice. Luckily for her I was there, as the family that came in after me...

    There was a mom, a girl whose tutu led me to believe that she'd just come from a dance recital, and a pair of grandparents. The only one of the group who was not a SC was the daughter.

    It started off simply enough, as grandpa "jokes" that the bubble gum ice cream sample size was going to be as big as the scoop I was getting for my sundae, right, hyuk, hyuk? Awesome manager didn't respond to that and just gave the granddaughter a nice smile as she passed the spoon over.

    Grandma had a question. "Does this peanut butter ice cream have any nuts in it? I can't eat nuts, I'm allergic. Are there any nuts in this peanut butter ice cream?" Awesome manager manages to say that yes, there are peanuts in it. "Oh, I can't have it then. Do you have any peanut ice cream without nuts?" Awesome manager assures grandma that this is not going to happen. This conversation takes about a minute and a half.

    While the manager is answering Grandma's question mom is standing at the other end of the counter. "Excuse me." Pause. "Excuse me." Pause. "Excuse me." Pause. "Excuse me." Pause. "Excuse me." Pause. "Excuse me." Pause. "Excuse me." The manager turns and apologizes for the wait in responding, saying that she thought that they were all one group. Mom gets a funny look on her face, replies "Oh, yes, we are," then asked her question.

    At this point my ice cream is done so I pay and leave. I felt sorry for the people stuck behind the counter, and a little smug that I managed to keep the SCs from attacking the new girl.

  • #2
    Quoth Cymberleah View Post
    "Does this peanut butter ice cream have any nuts in it? I can't eat nuts, I'm allergic. Are there any nuts in this peanut butter ice cream?" Awesome manager manages to say that yes, there are peanuts in it. "Oh, I can't have it then. Do you have any peanut ice cream without nuts?"
    ...I need a wall to bash my head against....
    Now a member of that alien race called Management.

    Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.

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    • #3
      Quoth RetailWorkhorse View Post
      ...I need a wall to bash my head against....
      Any around there that need demolishing neatly?

      Good for that manager! (Good luck with that fun family.)
      Dull women have immaculate homes.

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      • #4
        Nope, I'd have to put one up in order to tear one down (I just realized I live in a two-room space in the RV, only walls I have is the ones surrounding the bathroom).
        Now a member of that alien race called Management.

        Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.

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        • #5
          Quoth Cymberleah View Post
          Grandma had a question. "Does this peanut butter ice cream have any nuts in it? I can't eat nuts, I'm allergic. Are there any nuts in this peanut butter ice cream?" Awesome manager manages to say that yes, there are peanuts in it. "Oh, I can't have it then. Do you have any peanut ice cream without nuts?" Awesome manager assures grandma that this is not going to happen. This conversation takes about a minute and a half.
          God, imagine the conversation if she was allergic to dairy products.
          My other car is a Mackinaw.

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          • #6
            Quoth ZedOmega View Post
            God, imagine the conversation if she was allergic to dairy products.
            (does anyone have a good LMAO smiley?)

            I've gone for gelato recently. But only because I know that place makes dairy free gelato. (They tried making some with goat's milk, but stopped. Which is a shame, because a) I like the non-fruit flavours and b) chocolate and goat's milk is a great combination).

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            • #7
              Quoth ZedOmega View Post
              God, imagine the conversation if she was allergic to dairy products.
              I'm imagining it. I think I'm gonna need another wall.
              Now a member of that alien race called Management.

              Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.

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              • #8
                Quoth ZedOmega View Post
                God, imagine the conversation if she was allergic to dairy products.
                Don't some shops sell frozen yogurt to cover that angle?

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                • #9
                  Frozen Yogurt is still a dairy product, though, isn't it?
                  Now a member of that alien race called Management.

                  Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.

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                  • #10
                    Quoth dendawg View Post
                    Don't some shops sell frozen yogurt to cover that angle?
                    Bolded to point out the inconsistency.

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                    • #11
                      Quoth dendawg View Post
                      Don't some shops sell frozen yogurt to cover that angle?
                      Yogurt's a dairy product, also.
                      My other car is a Mackinaw.

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                      • #12
                        yes, yogurt is a dairy product; made from fermented milk.

                        how *yes, i gotta ask it* can anyone not know that anything with the word 'nut' in it isn't a nut? (technically, peanuts are a tuber or something like that). the only nut in the store was her, apparently.
                        look! it's ghengis khan!
                        Sorry, but while I can do many things, extracting heads from anuses isn't one of them. (so sayeth the irv)

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                        • #13
                          Legume, not tuber.

                          .....how did I know that?
                          Now a member of that alien race called Management.

                          Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.

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                          • #14
                            rw, you are my hero; i knew it wasn't a nut, but the right category didn't come to me...i blame it on finals week.
                            look! it's ghengis khan!
                            Sorry, but while I can do many things, extracting heads from anuses isn't one of them. (so sayeth the irv)

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                            • #15
                              Quoth Cymberleah View Post
                              While the manager is answering Grandma's question mom is standing at the other end of the counter. "Excuse me." Pause. "Excuse me." Pause. "Excuse me." Pause. "Excuse me." Pause. "Excuse me." Pause. "Excuse me." Pause. "Excuse me."
                              Sheldon Cooper: *knock knock knock* Penny? *knock knock knock* Penny? *knock knock knock* Penny?
                              Coworker: Distro of choice?
                              Me: Gentoo.
                              Coworker: Ahh. A Masochist. I thought so.

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