Tonight I walked into a local grocery store that we'll call WaySafe. I happened to notice a... person.. stumbling along the aisles while yelling into his cellphone about how he's almost done "wit da shoppn".
I managed to get stuck behind him. He started barking orders at the cashier, while also barking into his cellphone. My jaw dropped when he demanded the cashier triple bag his 12 pack of beer. Even with 3 plastic bags, those sharp corners WILL rip the bags, believe me. And if you're buying a 12 pack of beer, why are you so embarrassed to carry it?
If you can figure out a weird bagging request, creepy guy on phone had it. While also barking into the phone with the same tone of voice, so nobody could tell who he was barking at. He had about a $30 order that should have taken, oh, 4 or 5 minutes to ring, bag, and pay for, assuming the cashier was brand new, but it took over 10 minutes because he kept having the cashier re-bag everything. This is a seasoned cashier, he's been there quite awhile. Creepy guy was also arguing with the cashier about the price of EVERY SINGLE FUCKING ITEM, even after the cashier sent people on price checks twice. Cashier stopped bothering sending people on price checks after the 2nd time and stood his ground though, kudos for him.
Once barking angry cellphone guy left, when the cashier greeted me, I said "Damn that guy was a fucking asshole". Cashier just laughed and started to apologize about the wait.. "no way, you don't need to apologize, that guy was a total asshole to you and everyone in line behind him, I would have told him to get lost if he pulled that shit in my line".
Once I got checked out, I wound up BSing with someone I knew before walking out to my car, which took a bit. Loaded my groceries up, drove off, and... a block away, guess what I see at a bus stop?
If you guessed Barking Cellphone Guy complete with (now stolen property) Shopping Cart, you would be 100% correct. And yes, he was still yelling into his cellphone. And it's also the very last bus stop at the northern end of the city.
I did call the store manager and let him know, but I'm pretty sure they'll be lucky to even find the cart at that point. This store is actually in a very affluent part of town too.
I managed to get stuck behind him. He started barking orders at the cashier, while also barking into his cellphone. My jaw dropped when he demanded the cashier triple bag his 12 pack of beer. Even with 3 plastic bags, those sharp corners WILL rip the bags, believe me. And if you're buying a 12 pack of beer, why are you so embarrassed to carry it?
If you can figure out a weird bagging request, creepy guy on phone had it. While also barking into the phone with the same tone of voice, so nobody could tell who he was barking at. He had about a $30 order that should have taken, oh, 4 or 5 minutes to ring, bag, and pay for, assuming the cashier was brand new, but it took over 10 minutes because he kept having the cashier re-bag everything. This is a seasoned cashier, he's been there quite awhile. Creepy guy was also arguing with the cashier about the price of EVERY SINGLE FUCKING ITEM, even after the cashier sent people on price checks twice. Cashier stopped bothering sending people on price checks after the 2nd time and stood his ground though, kudos for him.
Once barking angry cellphone guy left, when the cashier greeted me, I said "Damn that guy was a fucking asshole". Cashier just laughed and started to apologize about the wait.. "no way, you don't need to apologize, that guy was a total asshole to you and everyone in line behind him, I would have told him to get lost if he pulled that shit in my line".
Once I got checked out, I wound up BSing with someone I knew before walking out to my car, which took a bit. Loaded my groceries up, drove off, and... a block away, guess what I see at a bus stop?
If you guessed Barking Cellphone Guy complete with (now stolen property) Shopping Cart, you would be 100% correct. And yes, he was still yelling into his cellphone. And it's also the very last bus stop at the northern end of the city.
I did call the store manager and let him know, but I'm pretty sure they'll be lucky to even find the cart at that point. This store is actually in a very affluent part of town too.




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