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  • why don't you tell me what you DO have?

    This happened a few years ago in college.

    me and a friend stopped at a subway to grab some lunch.

    I ordered a chicken bacon ranch. 'we're out of chicken'

    ok.. 'a blt then' 'were out of bacon'

    alrite.... a meatball sub 'were out of meatballs'

    and so on till finally (after 4 or 5 subs) i asked wunderemployee 'why dont u tell me what you CAN make'

    ended up getting an assorted sub with a very limited selection of toppings as they were 'out of most toppings'

    This wasn't late in the day either it was... early afternoon. 1pm ish or so.

    I'm not necesarrily annoyed by them being out of things i'm more annoyed that the employee waited until i made an order EVERY time to tell me 'yea were out of that'

    if you're out of ingredients, put up a sign or something.
    Common sense... So rare it's a goddamn superpower.

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    One box of starving crazed weasels.
    "Getting to the top is optional. Getting down is mandatory." _Ed Viesturs
    "Love what you do. If you haven't found it yet, keep looking, and don't settle" Steve Jobs

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    • #3
      Sounds like the Cheese Shop Sketch.

      "It's certainly uncontaminated by cheese."
      It's floating wicker propelled by fire!

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      • #4
        Quoth Cat View Post
        One box of starving crazed weasels.
        This was the first thing I thought of. I was actually about to copy and paste the entire dialogue.
        To right the countless wrongs of our days... We shine this light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise...Oh, what a wonderful world such would be...

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        • #5
          Quoth Mr Hero View Post
          This was the first thing I thought of. I was actually about to copy and paste the entire dialogue.
          music video!

          huzzah!
          If you want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy

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          • #6
            Quoth Green_Fairy View Post
            music video!

            huzzah!
            Oh that was so worth it! Thank you!
            Random conversation:
            Me: Okay..so I think I get why Zoro wears a bandana
            DDD: Cuz it's cool

            So, by using the Doctor's reasoning, bow ties, fezzes and bandanas are cool.

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            • #7
              Reading the title I hear Kramer from Seinfeld

              "Why don't you just tell me what movie you want to see?"

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              • #8
                Quoth Green_Fairy View Post
                music video!

                huzzah!
                I don't know whether to be amused or insulted. At least he can spell it!
                It's floating wicker propelled by fire!

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                • #9
                  Quoth Pagan View Post
                  I don't know whether to be amused or insulted. At least he can spell it!
                  It's even more amusing when he performs it live.
                  Random conversation:
                  Me: Okay..so I think I get why Zoro wears a bandana
                  DDD: Cuz it's cool

                  So, by using the Doctor's reasoning, bow ties, fezzes and bandanas are cool.

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                  • #10
                    Quoth fma_fanatic View Post
                    It's even more amusing when he performs it live.
                    Hush you! He's got a song named for here and as far as I know, he's never played here. I'd love to see him.
                    It's floating wicker propelled by fire!

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                    • #11
                      Quoth Pagan View Post
                      Hush you! He's got a song named for here and as far as I know, he's never played here. I'd love to see him.
                      I was thinking you meant he had a song named for Customers Suck, then I remembered your location. But it would be interesting if he did have a song named Customers Suck.
                      "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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                      • #12
                        That happens to me ALL THE TIME at Subway! Of course it's usually grunted through some serious mouth-breathing and gum-smacking...

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