The One Where Munchkin Should Be a Manager

[McGoddess09]

This is a story that was relayed to me by my mother who works for my job's direct rival.

A guy comes in, makes an order that was special (I don't remember what). Later on, his mother comes in to have it fixed, since it was screwed up (possibly). My mother remembered the order and put the order together herself, but didn't argue and remade the order.

Later on, she gets an angry call from this guy about how they keep screwing up his order and how he sent his mother in to re do the order, and they still didn't get it right, blah blah blah.

Again, my mom knows she got it right, but was willing to work with this guy.

"Well, you're not a real woman!"

"Sir, I will not take this from any customer. I am going to end this call now." *click*

So, my mom was telling us this story and Munchkin said the following:

"If it were me on the phone, I would have been like 'Blah blah blah. All I hear is I have a small penis.' Click. "

Cue coffee almost escaping my nose.

Munchkin and me hang out too much together?! NEVER

[Exaspera]

Wait. The order isn't correct so his Mom goes in to get the right one?

I kinda wonder what his definition of a real woman is? I didn't know guys like this still existed!

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

I can't imagine where she got that one from, can you?

[Plaidman]

So, my mom was telling us this story and Munchkin said the following:

"If it were me on the phone, I would have been like 'Blah blah blah. All I hear is I have a small penis.' Click. "

Now the real question is, is the mom talking about herself, or is she complaining about her son's penis size.

[Exaspera]

I thought the guy was on the phone.

[McGoddess09]

I can't imagine where she got that one from, can you?

Why no. I cannot imagine where she would learn such phrases

[ApolloSZ]

Plaid - Munchkin was saying that that was what she would have said, if she was in McGoddess09s Mum's position (i.e. listening to the Douchebag)

On a side note, I'm rather glad I wasn't drinking when I read the OP, I'd be needing a new monitor now.

[Plaidman]

Plaid - Munchkin was saying that that was what she would have said, if she was in McGoddess09s Mum's position (i.e. listening to the Douchebag)

On a side note, I'm rather glad I wasn't drinking when I read the OP, I'd be needing a new monitor now.

Indeed... it was a joke that just rather feel flat.

Image the women screaming about it, and Munchkin calmly telling mother that all she hears is blah blah blah small penis.

Is the mother talking about her son's penis, or her own penis....

[ApolloSZ]

Ah, my bad. Thanks for the scary dreams now tho :P Call centres for help with small penii..... the horror.....

[chainedbarista]

hmm, a real woman, eh?

right, because every real man sends in his mommy to do the dirty work.