Big Cockney guy tells it like it is....(a bit longish)

[Marmalady]

He's also a cat person.

I eventually figured out why, after reading T.A.M.A.H.E.R.:

He sees them nine times each...

And of course, they can see him.

[MoonCat]

"I told 'em, I told 'em. Millennium hand and shrimp. I said, I said, I said. Oh, no. But they only run out, I told 'em. Sod 'em. Doorstops. I said, I said, I said. Wassa name of age, I told 'em, not my fault, matterofact, matterofact, stands to reason. Millennium hand and shrimp. Buggrit."

Am I the only one who thought of this? Please tell me I'm not the only one...

Sausage inna bun, get your sausage inna bun right here....

[gaspode]

Sausage inna bun, get your sausage inna bun right here....

yea then give it to the little doggie