BG: My mom gave me coupons for a type of pizza. Pizza is on sale at Tweeter and they're doing super double coupons so the pizzas end up being free. I stopped by a Tweeter on my way home from work to pick up a few./BG
CB: Crazy biotch (read her dialogue in a highly offended bitchy tone and at a loud volume)
SG: Sales guy
M: Manager
me:
I walk up to the pizza freezer case. CB is standing in front of it, but far enough back that I can still get into the case. I see that there are only two of the sale pizzas left so I duck in, grab them, and turn to go.
CB: Excuse me!
me: What?
CB: Those are my pizzas!
me: *confused look* They weren't in your cart and you weren't reaching for them. *turns to walk away*
CB: YOU STOLE MY PIZZAS!!!! *grabs sales guy who was stocking* SHE STOLE MY PIZZAS!!! *pointing at me*
me: *stopped and gave her WTF look*
SG: *looks back and forth, obviously not sure what to do, then looks at me* Ma'am, would you mind waiting until I can get a manager, this is a little above me.
me: Ok.
He disappears. CB is glaring daggers at me
CB: Those pizzas are mine. After all I have a coupon *waves her coupons in my face*
me: *pulls mine out and waves them at her* Oh look, so do I
Manager comes up and asks what's going on.
CB: SHE STOLE MY PIZZAS!!!!
M: Were they in your cart?
CB: No
M: Were they in your hand?
CB: No
M: Were you reaching for them?
CB: NO
M: *turns and looks at me*
me: She was standing there flipping through her coupons. I opened the case and got my pizzas. All I want to do is check out and go home.
M: *to me* Ma'am, I'm sorry for making you wait. Come on up to the front with me and I will personally check you out.
me: While you're here, you wouldn't happen to have any more of these pizzas?
M: Nope, you have the last two.
me: Oh, well that's good to know *turns and happily walks off with M*
The manager was great about it and kept apologizing. I told him I felt sorry that he had to deal with people like that. When CB started, I thought about just walking away, but she struck me as the type to follow me around screaming that I stole her pizzas.
Also - pizzas were $.06 after the coupons
CB: Crazy biotch (read her dialogue in a highly offended bitchy tone and at a loud volume)
SG: Sales guy
M: Manager
me:
I walk up to the pizza freezer case. CB is standing in front of it, but far enough back that I can still get into the case. I see that there are only two of the sale pizzas left so I duck in, grab them, and turn to go.
CB: Excuse me!
me: What?
CB: Those are my pizzas!
me: *confused look* They weren't in your cart and you weren't reaching for them. *turns to walk away*
CB: YOU STOLE MY PIZZAS!!!! *grabs sales guy who was stocking* SHE STOLE MY PIZZAS!!! *pointing at me*
me: *stopped and gave her WTF look*
SG: *looks back and forth, obviously not sure what to do, then looks at me* Ma'am, would you mind waiting until I can get a manager, this is a little above me.
me: Ok.
He disappears. CB is glaring daggers at me
CB: Those pizzas are mine. After all I have a coupon *waves her coupons in my face*
me: *pulls mine out and waves them at her* Oh look, so do I
Manager comes up and asks what's going on.
CB: SHE STOLE MY PIZZAS!!!!
M: Were they in your cart?
CB: No
M: Were they in your hand?
CB: No
M: Were you reaching for them?
CB: NO
M: *turns and looks at me*
me: She was standing there flipping through her coupons. I opened the case and got my pizzas. All I want to do is check out and go home.
M: *to me* Ma'am, I'm sorry for making you wait. Come on up to the front with me and I will personally check you out.
me: While you're here, you wouldn't happen to have any more of these pizzas?
M: Nope, you have the last two.
me: Oh, well that's good to know *turns and happily walks off with M*
The manager was great about it and kept apologizing. I told him I felt sorry that he had to deal with people like that. When CB started, I thought about just walking away, but she struck me as the type to follow me around screaming that I stole her pizzas.
Also - pizzas were $.06 after the coupons
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