A quick one, from not even fifteen minutes ago.
My girlfriend has a 'no smoking in the house' rule established. Big deal, I've got an ashtray outside anyway. I go outside to smoke and see five cyclists pass by the house. Apparently 2:00am is the ideal time to do this now. Not even ten seconds later, I hear the sound of brakes being applied in an 'OHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCK!' manner. No impacts, no panicked cries for an ambulance, just screeeee and that's it.
Which tells me that those cyclists didn't have the sense to know what a red light was and got very lucky.
My girlfriend has a 'no smoking in the house' rule established. Big deal, I've got an ashtray outside anyway. I go outside to smoke and see five cyclists pass by the house. Apparently 2:00am is the ideal time to do this now. Not even ten seconds later, I hear the sound of brakes being applied in an 'OHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCK!' manner. No impacts, no panicked cries for an ambulance, just screeeee and that's it.
Which tells me that those cyclists didn't have the sense to know what a red light was and got very lucky.

I hope you weren't hurt badly. And please tell me that the cops nabbed that idiot!
-it was winter so landed on snow-yay! The other cars just honked at me because "how dare a cyclist be in the road after getting hit" after all I was blocking an entire car lane.
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