There's a baby on the table! That's good luck!
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i had to ask a man to remove his child from our counter...where we serve food and drinks; he let her sit there, then she stood up and tried to walk.
i realize the food isn't served right on the counter, but it's the mental picture that sticks.look! it's ghengis khan!
Sorry, but while I can do many things, extracting heads from anuses isn't one of them. (so sayeth the irv)
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Quoth Whiskey View PostAs a former waitress, I wouldn't call whats done to those tables "cleaning." Usually its wiped down with the same wet rag that has wiped down the other 50 tables four times over that night.FABRICATI DIEM, PVNC
You're not a unique snowflake unless you create your own mould (Raps)
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Quoth Whiskey View PostI would indeed ask someone why their ass was on my table. If my table does not bear a striking resemblance to a chair, I would wonder why someone would think its appropriate to put their ass on my table.
Or maybe I was just really, really tired last night when I thought that...A crisis is a problem you can't control. Drama is a problem you can, but won't. - Otter
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