Lupo's Shopping Shenanigans part seventy billion...or I looka like a man?? ;)

[ThirdGenRetail]

For Mango Lady... As for that last one... Oh that is PRICELESS!

Oh, I forgot to ask... Do we get to call you Joseph now?

[lupo pazzesco]

I would totally go gay for Joseph. Then again, Tiffany would turn me right back.

I'm going to take that as a compliment!

I'm not sure she actually attracts them so much as is , "more aware of her surroundings" than most brain-dead-drooling-zombies that we know as the consumer public.....

That, too!

Though, sadly yes, I'm very hyperaware, even with my mp3 player in. Silly mental issues that make me so, combined with crap that happened last year and I jump out of my skin at the strangest things. My old roomie thought it was downright hilarious to jump out at me/startle me at odd moments to see what kind of noises I made....

Oh, I forgot to ask... Do we get to call you Joseph now?

Um. No. Just, no.

[Pagan]

The other fare's for Harvey, his invisible rabbit friend!

Ah, but Harvey wasn't really a rabbitt....he was a pooka!

hange into flip flops or sandals when I'm off cuz I hate wearing shoes and socks unless absolutely necessary in the summer months.

Same here. Shoes are the first thing to come off when I get home from work. And from Friday when I get home until Monday morning, I don't wear proper shoes. Of course, now I've got the the most interesting tan going on on my feet....

Whyyyyy is it always with the shrimp? I'd be inclined to avoid the seafood dept. at all costs.

Two things come to mind:

A sign over the department saying "Abandon all hope ye who enter here."

And to paraphrase from "Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home" - "Save yourselves. Avoid the seafood and/or bakery departments at all costs. Farewell."

I'm not sure she actually attracts them so much as is , "more aware of her surroundings" than most brain-dead-drooling-zombies that we know as the consumer public.....

There's a bunch of us here. I just don't get the completely loopy people that Lupo does, just the general run-of-the-mill asshats that think they're the only people in the store.

[lupo pazzesco]

Same here. Shoes are the first thing to come off when I get home from work. And from Friday when I get home until Monday morning, I don't wear proper shoes. Of course, now I've got the the most interesting tan going on on my feet....

I have flip flop tan lines on my feet, and I don't care!

There's a bunch of us here. I just don't get the completely loopy people that Lupo does, just the general run-of-the-mill asshats that think they're the only people in the store.

That's right. Gloat about it, why don't you?

[Dreamstalker]

My old roomie thought it was downright hilarious to jump out at me/startle me at odd moments to see what kind of noises I made....

The Twit liked to do that; after an incident that nearly resulted in a broken arm for her (suspicious persons warning after dark; she thought it would be funny to mock-jump me at 11 PM on my way back to the dorm) she never tried it again. She had the balls to go crying to our RA; both her and the head of security took my side. I think she might have gotten written up for the stunt as well.

[draco664]

Sorry, Mr. Grocery Employee. Normally, I’d help, but..yeah…I’ll send you a fruit basket. Or something.

Er, I would suggest that the fruit basket is calling the employee over...

[lupo pazzesco]

Er, I would suggest that the fruit basket is calling the employee over...

Touche, my friend. Touche, indeed.

[Anakah]

I loved the Joseph part made me giggle. Dude, YOUR mangoes. Not hers!! I loved how you told that bitch off. What the hell was she doing!? I'm glad you stood up to her though. Why oh why do all the idiots know your days off and show up wherever you go??

[lupo pazzesco]

Dude, YOUR mangoes. Not hers!! I loved how you told that bitch off. What the hell was she doing!? I'm glad you stood up to her though. Why oh why do all the idiots know your days off and show up wherever you go??

That's right. MY mangoes! MINE!!

Er...I don't know about the days off thing. I have different days off every week. This just goes to prove my theory that there is a conspiracy against me and people ARE watching me. They're EVERYWHERE....

>.>

[chainedbarista]

yes, my mangoes MIIIIINNNNEEEEE; hands off or lose your arm!

never get between a woman and her mangoes!

[Pagan]

That's right. Gloat about it, why don't you?

Ok! Mmmmmm, roasting chile! I really gotta go get some, though.

That's right. MY mangoes! MINE!!

All I can think of are the seagulls from "Finding Nemo".
http://www.solarnavigator.net/films_...ey_harbour.jpg

[dragon_wings]

OMG! I was giggling throughout this whole thread. I'm officially a Lupo fangirl.

[Ironclad Alibi]

All I can think of are the seagulls from "Finding Nemo".
http://www.solarnavigator.net/films_...ey_harbour.jpg

I love those seagulls.

[lupo pazzesco]

yes, my mangoes MIIIIINNNNEEEEE; hands off or lose your arm!

never get between a woman and her mangoes!

Truer words never spoken. Mmm, fresh mango slices with breakfast. Happiness...

I'm officially a Lupo fangirl.

I've always wanted one of those...

Hi, and I'm glad the insanity that infects my life amuses everyone. I think...

[Darkforge]

never get between a woman and her mangoes!

damn rule 1, I thought i'd be safe on the 4th page, but just as i take a sip...