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  • I'm A Freak Magnet

    I don't know what it is about those of us on this site who are constantly subject to this kind of nonesense, but whatever it is, is there a cure?

    It was time for my very first oil change for my new baby boy. I was already pretty tired from working all of Thursday night, as always, and didn't get any catnaps in between laundry cycles because I was putting a fall playlist together for my car, since I have all that fancy stuff in there now

    This is a lube and go (not at the dealership, but the same name as the dealership, to offer more places to get oil changes), you pull up and wait for the next available bay, the guy will come out and wave you in. Just to note that. You tell them what you want when you're inside, and you pay when you're done. You can get out of your car while they service it and get some food or drink or watch TV or read in the lounge.

    So I'm reading some celebrity trash magazine and trying to stay awake, as I'm getting a change and my tires rotated.

    In walks this miserable older broad. The second she walked in, she was negative energy, she was huffing and puffing about having to wait, a few more vehicles had gotten in line since I'd went in. Well, no shit. But it's clear as day when you get off the main road, you can see if there is a line or not. Why did you even stop, then? When I got there, I was next in line. I usually pick Friday afternoons for oil changes because most people are at work.

    So she's huffing and puffing away, essentially just talking to herself, and she goes to the counter and says to the poor young girl "I just want a BASIC OIL CHANGE. How long is it going to be?!"

    The young lady answers "Well, you have to wait for the next available bay, you will be motioned in.....and you can just tell them when you get in what you want, because they'll make recommendations before. And you don't have to pay until it's done. If you want to wait in here, that's fine."

    The lady huffed and puffed a bit more to herself, and decided to pop a squat....you guessed it, RIGHT next to me. She hemmed and hawed at a few magazines, then settled on watching CNN. She started making random remarks about whatever they were talking about, and then she started bugging me. I could see she was trying to read my magazine from sitting next to me. I was reading some article about how some celebrities have changed in x many years, and the old cow goes "So how have YOU changed in 20 years?"

    I fought the urge to say "With all due respect, 20 years ago, I was 3 years old. I can tell you that pretty much everything has changed" or "Piss off you miserable hag, and let me read in peace" and just said "Oh, a lot, I guess." I may have looked tired, but can't you see that I would have been just a little kid 20 years ago? What kind of question is that?!

    She then asks me "How much are the oil changes here?"

    The damn prices are in huge letters right in front of you, you freak. Every service they have, with the prices, are right IN FRONT OF YOU.

    I swallowed hard and responded "Well, see all the prices are right there," I pointed to the big bold options and prices. "I myself just get the basic oil change, $27.99. If you want synthetic oil or 'higher end' stuff, it's in the 40 to 60 dollar range."

    She goes off. Oh great. "What is it about these dealership oil change places that they charge so much more? Midas and Wolverine only charge $20 for a basic oil change!"

    "I've always liked this place. They always do a 16 point inspection with your oil change, other places just check to see if all of your lights work and top off your fluids. They are really thorough here. I've actually been coming here since before I even owned a GM vehicle. I come here instead of the GM place I got my car from now, because it's closer to home and still GM." I responded. I've been going to this place since before I even went the good way of GM vehicles. There are a few surly and somewhat sexist idiot guys that work there, but usually not on Friday afternoons, that's when all the young bucks are working.

    She huffed and puffed again. "WELL! I guess that would explain it. I have been coming here for years, but I still am no fan of these prices!"

    If you have been coming here for years, wouldn't you know the damn prices by now? They haven't changed in a long time. Not to MENTION, the fact that you don't just park and walk in, you get in line and wait to be waived in?

    Anyway, her phone goes off. Esh. The old crone starts yapping about having to wait for her oil change, and then says "Yes, I'm at XLubeNWash, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah" (ok, so blah blah blah is what I got out of it)

    The girl says that she can go out and get her car and bring it in now, so the cow starts walking up, and loud enough for EVERYONE to hear, goes "Yes, remember the dealership that messed up my catalytic converter? Yep, I'm at their LubeNWash. Well, I don't know why I still come here, after they screwed me out of $400 on that thing."



    Thankfully, she went outside and got her car, but unfortunately, as soon as she got into the bay area, she did the finger point and got all huffy puffy with the attendant. I couldn't hear her because I was in the other area, but her body language and mouth movements sounded like "Don't you dare mess up my car now you hear?!"

    Good lord. I need some Pest Be Gone.
    You really need to see a neurologist. - Wagegoth

  • #2
    three options: shut yer pie hole and pay the dealership; shut yer pie hole and go to the lube spot or shut yer pie hole and diy.
    look! it's ghengis khan!
    Sorry, but while I can do many things, extracting heads from anuses isn't one of them. (so sayeth the irv)

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    • #3
      Quoth chainedbarista View Post
      three options: shut yer pie hole and pay the dealership; shut yer pie hole and go to the lube spot or shut yer pie hole and diy.
      But that's discrimination against people who can't shut their pie hole!
      "We were put on this Earth to fart around, and don't let anyone ever tell you otherwise." -Kurt Vonnegut

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      • #4
        That pissy biddy was just itching for an audience/target for her rant. As a compulsive complainer, nothing you or the lube place said or did was going to make her happy.

        From the way some people like that go on, I'm certain that there must be some brain chemical released during those rants that they need to survive. If they don't bitch about something they'll literally die.

        Well, one could hope, at least.
        Sorry, my cow died so I don't need your bull

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        • #5
          Great idea - tick off the people who are going to work on your means of transport.

          An ideal candidate for the 'kipper under the back seat floor mat' treatment.
          Engaged to the sweet Mytical He is my Black Dragon (and yes, a good one) strong, protective, the guardian. I am his Silver Dragon, always by his side, shining for him, cherishing him.

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          • #6
            not necessarily discrimination, but a strong suggestion for what she should do.

            i'm for that devil's underwood potted meat, with a side of old sardines...hidden between the trunk and backseat panels.
            look! it's ghengis khan!
            Sorry, but while I can do many things, extracting heads from anuses isn't one of them. (so sayeth the irv)

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            • #7
              Quoth Marmalady View Post
              Great idea - tick off the people who are going to work on your means of transport.

              An ideal candidate for the 'kipper under the back seat floor mat' treatment.
              She should hope they're not to pissed off at her that they forget to tighten the oil drain plug or the oil filter all the way.
              "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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              • #8
                Quoth EvilEmpryss View Post
                That pissy biddy was just itching for an audience/target for her rant. As a compulsive complainer, nothing you or the lube place said or did was going to make her happy. From the way some people like that go on, I'm certain that there must be some brain chemical released during those rants that they need to survive. If they don't bitch about something they'll literally die. Well, one could hope, at least.
                This is how it is in our state. Right, Blas?
                "Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probably

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                • #9
                  Quoth chainedbarista View Post
                  not necessarily discrimination, but a strong suggestion for what she should do.

                  i'm for that devil's underwood potted meat, with a side of old sardines...hidden between the trunk and backseat panels.
                  A nice coating of 8-year-old cheddar rubbed all over the inside of the air ducts works equally well. This also works inside office buildings. Don't arsk me how I know this.
                  What colour is the sky in your world and how high of a dosage do you need before it turns back to blue? --Gravekeeper

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                  • #10
                    Quoth blas View Post
                    I fought the urge to say "With all due respect, 20 years ago, I was 3 years old. I can tell you that pretty much everything has changed" or "Piss off you miserable hag, and let me read in peace" and just said "Oh, a lot, I guess."
                    honestly, next time just follow your dark urge and say it. their expressions are a riot when they get told off....

                    Siead

                    Hobby Twitter.

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                    • #11
                      methinks that mharbourgirl might be a touch *just a touch* on the naughty side.
                      look! it's ghengis khan!
                      Sorry, but while I can do many things, extracting heads from anuses isn't one of them. (so sayeth the irv)

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                      • #12
                        I get that attitude a lot, FoodLady, you're quite right.

                        Either bitching or worse, people who never stop whining.
                        You really need to see a neurologist. - Wagegoth

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                        • #13
                          Quoth blas View Post
                          It was time for my very first oil change for my new baby boy.
                          Ain't nothing like having a sweet new set of wheels.

                          Quoth Lady Bitterbitch
                          "I just want a BASIC OIL CHANGE. How long is it going to be?!"
                          "Not as long as it will take for your face-hole to shrivel up and stop spewing."

                          "So how have YOU changed in 20 years?"
                          "Well for one thing, I've evolved the ability to blot out annoying gasbag pustules such as yourself."

                          "How much are the oil changes here?"
                          "Cheaper than your lobotomy."

                          Quoth blas
                          If you want synthetic oil or 'higher end' stuff, it's in the 40 to 60 dollar range.
                          My car is a turbo, which requires the synthetic stuff. I was surprised when I took it in for its first oil change that the bill was $65. Ah well, you want quality, sometimes you gotta pay for it.

                          Quoth Back to Bitterbitch
                          "What is it about these dealership oil change places that they charge so much more? Midas and Wolverine only charge $20 for a basic oil change!"
                          "That's because they don't usually have to deal with asspimples like you. The extra charge is so they can all go out drinking later to stem the pain of having their eardrums blistered from your petty insignificant whining."

                          "WELL! I guess that would explain it. I have been coming here for years, but I still am no fan of these prices!"
                          "And I'm sure they're still no fan of your bullshittery."

                          "Yes, I'm at XLubeNWash, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah"
                          (Said while leaning over into her phone so the other party can hear it) "Please come and get her before she drowns us all in her verbal diarrhea."

                          "Yes, remember the dealership that messed up my catalytic converter? Yep, I'm at their LubeNWash. Well, I don't know why I still come here, after they screwed me out of $400 on that thing."
                          "Because you're clearly a glutton for punishment, you silly masochist. Next time just stick to your S & M clubs, spanking is cheaper therapy."

                          "Don't you dare mess up my car now you hear?!"
                          "Wouldn't dream of it, ma'am. However, we do mess up faces for free. Keep fussing, you're on your way to a free two-for-one asswhuppin...!"

                          Quoth blas
                          Good lord. I need some Pest Be Gone.
                          I prefer Asshole Away spray. It comes in a variety of pleasant scents, each tailored to specific buttmonkey types. Only 19.99 plus shipping and handling!
                          Last edited by Amethyst Hunter; 10-11-2010, 06:04 AM. Reason: fudged meh quotes as usual
                          ~~ Every politician that opens their mouth on birth control only proves that we need more of it. ~~

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                          • #14
                            These types of SC's are actually fun to deal with if you don't actually work at the place. If they start asking you dumb questions then start giving completely inappropriate fake answers.

                            Q: How have you changed in 20 years?
                            A: Uh, lemme see I was about 10... so that's about the time I started hearing voices that told me to start cutting people and burn things. Also I discovered that if you put peanutbutter on your junk you could get the dog to lick it off and not have to bribe my priest to do it... what else...

                            Q: How much are oil changes here?
                            A: Ugh way too much! I had to put off my last abortion until the last trimester just to afford the basic service.

                            They'll either be horrified and leave you alone or realize that you're not really in a chatty mood and stop talking.

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                            • #15
                              Quoth chainedbarista View Post
                              methinks that mharbourgirl might be a touch *just a touch* on the naughty side.
                              I've been living with my in-laws for 15 years and my own parents are NUTS. If I'm a little *mischievous*, I think I've earned the right to be.
                              What colour is the sky in your world and how high of a dosage do you need before it turns back to blue? --Gravekeeper

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