Haunted House Hijinks

[draggar]

People are stupid so why should it be,
You and I should have to deal with their stupidity?

People are stupid so why should it be,
You and I should have to deal with their stupidity?

(Cookies for the reference)

The other girls all thought I had like died because I was dragged off by the headless lady.

I call that a haunted house win.

[Mishi]

People are stupid so why should it be,
You and I should have to deal with their stupidity?

A play on the Depache Mode "People Are People" lyrics, isn't it? (I prefer the Dope cover though)

I'd love to go to a haunted house, but I've never been able to find a local one and I tend towards the 'Fight' instinct when I'm truly afraid.

@Mongo Skruddgemire: I hope you heal up really quick, shoulder injuries are not fun at all.

[XCashier]

It gets worse. Here's a story from the 29th where they arrested a drunken violent pervert who was assaulting the guys and molesting the girls working in a haunted house attraction. Did I mention these were high school kids. Four charges of child abuse and one of lewd & lascivious molestation. He's 50 now; hope they put this sick individual away until he's harmless. If that's not until he expires of old age, then so be it.

Hey sleazo, here's a Haunted House attraction just for you:

SOB posted bail, too. Hope he doesn't flee. He needs to be locked away.

[AtDIelement]

When I was real little, I went into a haunted house in Canada, somewhere by Niagra Falls or Toronto. (Like I said, I was real young so I don't remember where.) Apparently, the story goes as relayed by my mother to this day, something happened and they saw me come running out of the entrance screaming.

Ironically, now I love them. I just went through the new ghost ship in Wildwood last year. I thought it was entertaining, my fiance on the other hand did not. She yelled at some poor guy to stop following us.

I apologized to him though.

[Eisa]

A play on the Depache Mode "People Are People" lyrics, isn't it? (I prefer the Dope cover though)

Or it could be: "So many faces of so many people are covered in stupid and all they want to do is get in. I know that your parents are brother and sister, it's idiot season, let the hunting begin."

Or: "Been around the world and found that only stupid people are breeding, the cretins cloning and feeding...."


I once kind of helped with a haunted house, but it was at the zoo and it was for little kids, so it wasn't really that scary.