I didn't receive the services I paid for! (illustrated)

[protege]

Or at least the cowboy who drives a Bronco?

What about the cowboy who drives a Mustang, or a Pinto?

Ok, one more...how about the optometrist that drives a Focus?
..or the sheep herder that owns a Ram?
...or a Seinfeld character that drives a (Mazda) Cosmo?
...or the nuclear engineer that drives a Fusion?
...or the Southerner who drives an (AMC) Rebel?
...or the Australian that drives an Outback?

I think I should stop now...

[RogueOne]

*the astronomer who drives a Comet

*the shopaholic who drives a Charger

*the judge who drives a GTO "the Judge" version

[BusBus]

How about the PGA player who drives a golf?
Or the spice lover who drives a Cayenne?
Maybe the piano teacher to drives a Tempo?
How about the portuguese speaker who drives a Rio?
Have you seen Elmer Fudd and his Rabbit?

[Antisocial_Worker]

Oh, you can come up with all the puns you want, but I live mine. Me with my terror of driving, yet I drive an Escape.

[Jack7957]

Best I can come up with...

Park Ranger that drives a Ford Ranger?
Keanu Reeves fan that drives a Toyota Matrix?

[DesignFox]

Oh you guys are bad!

[BookstoreEscapee]

Right now, I am feeling shame for my lack of cleverness.

Just so you don't feel alone in your shame, I can't think of any either ...and I started this whole thread, too (but I didn't start the punning )

-ams-

[Primer]

how about the housing developer that drives a Suburban?

[Gurndigarn]

How about a plastic surgeon that drove a Tucker? (He'ld have to be a rather successful one, mind you, to afford it.)

[Rahmota]

How about these:

Or the wanna-be who drives an Aspire
Or the trustworthy person who drives a Reliant
Or the king who drives a Dynasty
Or the Cowboy who drives the Durango
Or the American Indian who drives a Cherokee
Or the Spaniard who drives an Eldorado
Or the shepherd who drives an Aries
Or the mineralologist who drives a Cobalt
Or the psychic who drives a Vibe
Or the capitalist who drives a Venture
Or the SCA member who drives a Cavalier
Or the Bold person who drives an Intrepid
or the Rodeo clown who drives a Taurus

[CrazedClerk]

Ok the first one was funny, the next 372....well let's just say the joke has run it's course.

[Rahmota]

Is that a golf course, touring course, formula 1 course or NASCAR course?

[DesignFox]

How bout the ranch owner who drives a Wrangler?

:runs and hides from the tomatoes:

[JustAGirl]

the Patriot who drives a Liberty?

someone living near the grand canyon driving a Canyon?

Jimmy who drives a Jimmy?

the metermaid who drives a Citation?

a knight who drives a Cavalier?

the rail driver that drives a Metro?

[Spiffy McMoron]

That's like the stupid people who call the cops because their drugs were "stolen" (meaning, either used up or misplaced).

Or the one guy who didn't think that the stuff he was sold was as good as he was told. The police were more than happy to toss the dealer in jail, and I'm pretty sure that the complainer got some time, too.

And:
-What about the park ranger that drives a Ram?
-The meteorlogist who drives a Stratus?
-The French swordsman who drives a LeSabre?
-The bingo fan that drives a G6? (Yes, I know it should be a "B6", but I can't think of any.)
-Or the lottery spokesperson who drives a Chrysler 300, Chev 1500, S65, MX-5, 335i, G35, S2000, or an F-150
-Or the Alpha-Getties maker who drives a GTO, CR-V, XKR, VW EOS, WRX STi, STS or a VUE.

OK, I'll stop.