Why Mytical shouldn't ever go shopping

[kibbles]

Rinse, repeat for about 15 minutes. The car in front of me pulls out, and has nobody waiting for it, so I pull up and go that way. Still have NO clue what the idiots problem was. Sorry I have yet to perfect my teleportation skills.

ITA..what was he expecting you to do?! IMO, even if the car in front of me moved, I still wouldn't have moved until the car backed out so I could back out..especially after being such a jackass.

[laborcat]

Now I want eggnog. Maybe even eggnog ice cream.

I bought some pumpkin egg nog from Kroger a couple of days ago. It was pretty good, not over-pumpkin-y like I was afraid it would be.

Re: the booze thief... what a moron. How does one even walk comfortably with a bottle in the waistband?

Re: the parent/child conversation... Good for the parent for requiring (OMG) manners!!!

Re: parking lot vulture... I will ask once, nicely, for them to allow me room to leave. Usually I'm not in a hurry when I shop, so I can wait as long as they can. I like the idea of going back in the store, too. Will have to try that sometime.

[roguesqd]

as far as the car guy that's when you go nope, not leaving, just taking a nap, and recline your seat till they leave

[Amethyst Hunter]

OMG someone who doesn't know what egg nog is??? The horror

Make that another. I've never drunk the stuff; something about the name just kinda puts me off.

But then I've always been weird, so that's par for the course with me.

[Racket_Man]

Delicious. Thought you have to get the right brand, some just suck. My favorite brand is local to my hometown, and that makes me sad.

Basically, it's eggs and cream and rum (brandy?) and some spices.

Definitely in the mood for egg nog now. Had with Bourbon day before Thanksgiving. Had a wicked hangover last thanksgiving. Lol

THIS. now I must, at Christmas, raise a glass of nog (liberally mixed with bourbon must be able to taste and smell the bourbon) to my many years departed AUNT who let me, as a child, have the ADULT eggnog at her Xmas parties

[Mytical]

I keep wondering what is up with people who, when caught dead to rights on a video camera, try to insist that the company is using trick photography on them to get them busted.

That must look awesome to a prosecutor. "So...on the one hand, you're saying that, for no reason at all, they have a full editing studio back there so that, without motive, they can take an innocent man's picture from their fuzzy security tape, digitize it, re-animate it, and edit it back into the footage so that it looks like he shoved a beer down his pants and tried to run...vs. your actually having shoved a beer down your pants and trying to run."

It's technology, not magic, people...

Love, Who?

This. QFT. So the company is going to take the time, money (the people that would do this would have to get paid.. right?), and effort for a couple dollars worth of beer?

[XCashier]

I live for eggnog season. Farmer's and Scotsburn are the local brands, and they're yummy.

Umpqua is the best of the local brands here, and it is wonderful. Now I need to go to Market of Choice and get some!

Believe it or not, I've never had it with alcohol. Which is the best alcohol for eggnog?

[Ben_Who]

I keep wondering what is up with people who, when caught dead to rights on a video camera, try to insist that the company is using trick photography on them to get them busted.

That must look awesome to a prosecutor. "So...on the one hand, you're saying that, for no reason at all, they have a full editing studio back there so that, without motive, they can take an innocent man's picture from their fuzzy security tape, digitize it, re-animate it, and edit it back into the footage so that it looks like he shoved a beer down his pants and tried to run...vs. your actually having shoved a beer down your pants and trying to run."

It's technology, not magic, people...

Love, Who?

[superhotelworker]

LMAO the thief was an idiot, about time a parent had some balls and YAY for idiots driving. Seems to be more of them now.

[hotelslave]

Definitely in the mood for egg nog now. Had with Bourbon day before Thanksgiving. Had a wicked hangover last thanksgiving. Lol

[PepperElf]

my own recipe for eggnog without all the calories:
skim milk, eggbeaters, splenda and spices. it tastes ok but it's not as thick as regular. though i guess for a treat there's always heavier milks to use.

i never made it alcoholic though.

[AccountingDrone]

I live for eggnog season. Farmer's and Scotsburn are the local brands, and they're yummy. Because what else am I going to put in my coffee? I don't even need to add sugar, just a big pour of eggnog.

Eggnog and spiced rum on Christmas Eve is my personal treat. My in-laws put Crown Royal in it but that stuff is nasty.

Two bad it's only available two months of the year, but I refuse to buy the 'light' stuff so that's probably a good thing.

As I pointed out, you *can* make your own .... if you want a quick and dirty version 1 egg, 1 cup milk, 1 quarter cup cream, sweetening to taste, booze to taste, shake of cinnamon, shake of nutmeg, stir or shake well and drink.

[mharbourgirl]

I live for eggnog season. Farmer's and Scotsburn are the local brands, and they're yummy. Because what else am I going to put in my coffee? I don't even need to add sugar, just a big pour of eggnog.

Eggnog and spiced rum on Christmas Eve is my personal treat. My in-laws put Crown Royal in it but that stuff is nasty.

Two bad it's only available two months of the year, but I refuse to buy the 'light' stuff so that's probably a good thing.

[Mytical]

Yeah the lack of a badge (we have a badge, but it is a square HID badge that hangs from our belt, not anything even resembling or near a cop badge..not to mention I took it off), the large SECURITY in bright white against black, and the fact I just said HEY has no bearing on his reality .

I just love SC's realities

Edit : I want REAL eggnog, not the diet/diabetic friendly kind I got *cries*

[telecom_goddess]

you can make it yourself you know ...

Oooh there is a webpage devoted to this? YUM