ButtPaste n Pastries

[Kitten in the box]

Just the other day I stopped in my local food market to pick up a donut to snack on. As I approached the self serve counter I saw this slightly overweight guy sporting a "plummer's butt" looking at the donuts. Gross...but whatever. That was nothing compared to what happened next. He takes his hand that was picking out donuts and dives into his crack digging around for what I have no clue. He takes his hand back out and goes and touches some of the donuts he was looking at . He goes back to digging for brown gold and reaches for donuts some more. Sees me looking at him and asks if I wanted a donut. My reply was not if you had your hand down the crack of your pants...I don't want butt juice on my donuts. I quickly left. Apparently the guy didn't appreciate it being announced and as he was escorted out the door he yelled to me..."so sorry if I had an itchy ass!"

[RavenStarr]

Oh holy hell Now I know why I'm so paranoid about buying unwrapped food.

[XCashier]

The mind boggles. Some people just have no couth whatsoever!

I'm glad the employees heard and tossed him out on his itchy ass! (probably ended up tossing the donuts too...seriously, ick! )

[RecoveringKinkoid]

I daresay if he actually HAD some, he wouldn't need to be digging around in his crack.

[LillFilly]

Oh, Blargh!!!!! But kudos for defending the pastries! They did throw them out...right?? Did he get loud/violent and that's why he was kicked out, or was it because he ruined the food?

Reminds me of a video floating around the net of a largish woman seated at some sort of conference, digging around the back of her pants (The person hold the cameraphone is snickering and says 'watch'), pulls her hand out, sniffs and licks...and does this several times. I barfed a little in my mouth...

[Kristev]

That's nothing compared to the way I've seen people behave in my bathrooms.

Did you know roughy fifty percent of men don't wash their hands after using it?

[Marmalady]

Nothing new, I'm afraid - when my dad was doing his ambulance training, back in the 60's, the service would plant observers amongst the trainees, and anyone seen visiting the bathroom and not washing their hands got dropped from the course immediately. If a guy didn't even practise basic hygiene, they weren't having him anywhere near wounds / dressings / etc.

[Food Lady]

Neither do women.

[Cazzi]

Back in the days when I worked in a small pub, I found I had to top up the soap dispensers in the gents loo 4 times more often than in the ladies

[bainsidhe]

When I first read the title, I thought it read...butt pasties.

[PepperElf]

and as he was escorted out the door

sounds like he was kicked out. am just hoping the food he touched was also removed

butt pasties

me too.

you know i think they *do* make pasties to cover up plumber crack too
yep heres one - "Backtacular Gluteal Cleft Shield"
looks like a bedazzled pastie you stick on your crack.

[ThirdGenRetail]

My only hope is that they threw the entire stock out - There's no telling how many he touched!

It also reminded me of that segment of Mallrats... Anybody seen that? Remember the Stink Palm?

[dendawg]

Two pages and no puns?

I donut believe it!

[Brojekk]

That's nothing compared to the way I've seen people behave in my bathrooms.

Did you know roughy fifty percent of men don't wash their hands after using it?

I think it's a little higher than 50%. I've seen co-workers in my store do that. And some of them work in produce.

[Solumina]

Back in the days when I worked in a small pub, I found I had to top up the soap dispensers in the gents loo 4 times more often than in the ladies

Some women like me don't like the smell of or have skin too dry/sensitive to use a lot of the soaps commonly found in public restrooms and instead bring a small thing of their own soap. *Clings to a shred of hope that this is the explanation*