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Fiesta Follies: Lupo & Wolfie vs. Carnies, Kids, and Idiot Parents
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Stop giving away my plans before I've made them :PQuoth chainedbarista View Postand? if that had been me and my brother/friends, mom would have went all morphin on our asses. being kids has jack to do with it; being a parent has EVERYTHING to do with it.
lupo, you must go to sa during christmas; the riverwalk is absolutley gorgeous at that time (and a touch romantic).
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Quoth lupo pazzesco View PostHere's one more for ya.
I have roots in Italian culture
Lupo = wolf in Italian.

Let that boggle your mind...
Actually, Italian is Latino/Latina - although the term is most often used to refer to Hispanics, from the name it can justifiably be used to refer to anyone from a country whose language is derived from Latin, and Italians have the best claim to that. After all, which group used Latin in the first place, and what modern country encompasses the city where their empire was based?Quoth dendawg View PostReally? And here I always thought you were Latina.
Silly me.
Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.
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Re: carnival games
I don't do it any more, but I used to watch very closely when the carny would "demonstrate" how to win. I would then go on to win on my first try. But yes, several are rigged in that the darts are blunt, the BB gun barrels are slightly bent and their sights are off, the basketball hoops are waaay undersized, etc. All the games are still possible to win, but very difficult.Everything will be ok in the end. If it's not ok, it's not the end.
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I once knew a guy that worked in a carnival booth many decades ago. He admitted he cheated, but in favor of the player. He ran a bean bag toss game. The player paid a dime (told you it was long ago) to toss a bean bag through a hoop. If it landed on his square under the hoop he won a pack of cigarettes. On slow days, my friend would entice someone to play, and nudge the bean bag into the guy's square, proclaiming loudly that they had a winner. Since crowds love winners, it would get other people's attention and they would start playing, up to 10 players per game. He explained that cigarettes cost 25 cents a pack, and with 3 or more players he made a profit on each game."I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."
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About the barking (Barkers are the ones that actually call out things to get peoples attention. Common tactics are trying to insult 'manhood', buttering somebody up, etc). I actually did a stint as a 'Barker'. Only I got in trouble for it, some places frown on it now. Or it could be just that the more seasoned people were jealous because I had a LOT more people playing my games. For some reason in that role my shyness vanished.
As an experienced 'Barker' I can tell you beyond a shadow of a doubt the following.
The games ARE rigged. It is possible to win, but you have to be extremely lucky or skilled..or both.
The prizes, even if you win, generally are worth less then what you pay to play the game. So even if there is a winner EVERY TIME, the prizes cost less then what you pay for playing a single game..so the person running the booth would make a profit.
The better the prizes, the more the game is rigged. In the booths where the above rule does not apply..you are going to be handicapped a LOT more then you think. A WHOLE lot more.Engaged to the amazing Marmalady. She is my Silver Dragon, shining as bright as the sun. I her Black Dragon (though good honestly), dark as night..fierce and strong.
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There's a reason why we never try the carnival-style games when we go to the boardwalk. The prizes are stupid anyways. We just hit the arcades and turn in our tokens, and save until we can actually get something we like. We have quite the collection of dragon figurines from the past few summers--I'm fairly lucky at video blackjack and poker, and Matt's good with quarter drops and skeeball.
Though I'm reminded of the scene in Despicable Me where Gru blew up the carnival stand to get the unicorn plushie...
It's little things that make the difference between 'enjoyable', 'tolerable', and 'gimme a spoon, I'm digging an escape tunnel'.
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Heh, I wish I would've know you two would be in my neck of the woods sooner. I could've at least lent you the Corrective Bat for your stay here. I do share your annoyance at the Fiesta crowd. At the very least, the worst that would've happened would have been that the three of us ended up in the same holding cell.My other car is a Mackinaw.
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You live in SA??Quoth ZedOmega View PostHeh, I wish I would've know you two would be in my neck of the woods sooner. I could've at least lent you the Corrective Bat for your stay here. I do share your annoyance at the Fiesta crowd. At the very least, the worst that would've happened would have been that the three of us ended up in the same holding cell.
Sweet!
Wolfie lives out there, I'm in Houston. Next time I'm visiting him, we'll have to get you, BaristaTrav and MaggietheCat and her hubs all together. That should prove...interesting

But alas, I'm back in Houston, back at work, and wolfie's coming to see me Memorial Day weekend, and we don't have as many fellow Houstonian CSers, I don't think...
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Hey, TRAILERPARKMEDIC!! SLIPKNOTPSYCHO!!
Call me, we can has plans. kthxbai.
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*feels lonely out in the middle of nowhere*
Actually it's all good cause Nyoibo and I has plans next weekend involving chainmail, fights, speakeasies of the medieval sort and having people wonder what a 12th century(?) knight is doing chatting with a Viking
The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom
Now queen of USSR-Land...
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