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  • This Is Why I Go To The Gym

    *Not only because of all the great amenities and equipment*

    I pay what I pay and forego sunshine and natural terrain to walk/run on because of SKEEZEBALL MEN!

    This morning, for some reason (oh, because it was finally nice when I had a morning with a couple of hours to spare) I decided to get some nice natural sun and go for a real walk, instead of my usual walking/jogging on a treadmill while watching a movie in the dark.

    After all, it was fine and dandy a few Fridays ago when a coworker and I forewent the gym in favor of sunshine and beautiful warm temperatures and went for a several mile walk together.

    I had a decent time, until I had turned around and started back. I got honked at and told "Shake that ass, baby!", although I guess I will just be thankful that that car did not turn around or come back at me or continue to harrass me.

    Then, I was literally blocks from home. An older SUV (Bronco or something like that) not only honked, but slowed down and STOPPED. A guy rolled down the window and poked his head out with the "love" face.

    I shook my head "no" at him, and he drove off, but very, very slowly.

    Just to be safe, I slowed my pace and made sure he was well out of view before I turned onto my block and into my building.

    Fucking skeezeballs.

    I should have known better. Three years ago around this time, I was without a car for about a month, and I walked to the tanning salon or to the gas station nearly every morning (a mile and a half or so from home), and I was constantly honked at, but the one time that sticks in my head was this one time I was in the same area, just blocks from home, and a truck honked, slowed down, STOPPED, and I made it clear I wasn't interested, and the guy drove down a couple of blocks, turned around, and STOPPED and parked on the street facing me, like he was waiting for me. Unfortunately, I was getting closer to my apartment, so the only thing I could think of doing was to quickly run into these trees (that USED to be in front of all these buildings, but they cut them down last year....rrrr!) and ran up the stairs on the other side of my building.

    Yep. This would be why I drive everywhere and go to the gym for exercise instead of walking, or if I walk, it's with someone else. I've been hit on at the gym before, but no one has ever had the balls to watch me after or continue to bother me.
    You really need to see a neurologist. - Wagegoth

  • #2
    What the H*LL.
    Men in your area must be sex starved like no one else.
    Are they really that hard up that they must harass any female walking somewhere?
    Someone should teach them how to relieve themselves .

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    • #3
      No, it's not about how hard up they are or how attractive the woman is. It's about making sure that the guys they are with know how ragingly heterosexual they are.

      I guaren damn tee none of this shit was conducted by guys who were alone in the car.

      I may be wrong. I've never had it happen to me by guys alone in the car (that I know of). One guy in the car, usually okay. Add another dude and all of a sudden you got a carload of fucking twelve year olds.

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      • #4
        it has happened to me with a guy riding solo, but now that you mention it, rk, i do think all the others had buddies with them...just makes it even skeezier.
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        • #5
          yeah, it's normally when guys are around other guys (not all guys! most guys are awesome!). I occasionally get the kissykissy noise when I'm out perambulating the spoiled canine, but thankfully I have my Ipod to help me ignore that shit.
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          • #6
            I think I shall invest in a rottweiler to try and avoid this sort of incident.

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            • #7
              Quoth blas View Post
              I got honked at and told "Shake that ass, baby!"
              Years ago, I was taking a walk, and I went past a yard where two teenage boys were hanging out. One of them yelled something like that at me. He only saw me from the back, and I guess my long hair fooled him. I turned around slowly, and gave him a glare. His jaw dropped to the ground, he turned about a dozen shades of red, and his buddy stood there laughing at him and poking him. As soon as I was out of their sight, I busted out laughing.
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              • #8
                I've had solo guys in cars hit on me. One guy in a car (why is it always a white car?) slowed down as I was walking home from the bus stop...."What's your name, can we be friends..." Crap like that. When I told him I wasn't interested he did drive away, but I was very glad there's a police station only a few steps away from where I was.
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                • #9
                  I usually get carfuls or teenage boys driving past and trying to stir up or scare my dogs if I walk them in the afternoon, so I tend to walk on random days in the early morning. Not that the dogs care... they just do the baleful glare and then pointedly ignore the idiots.

                  Once had a skeezeball following me and talking loudly into his phone about how much money he makes in a month ($10 million?). Followed me for about 20 min until he gave up.
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                  • #10
                    This makes me GLAD my place is in a little subdivision far from the main road, where everybody knows everybody else - I've never been followed while out walking. *knock wood*
                    The large print giveth, and the small print taketh away.

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                    • #11
                      Ewww, creepy! I've never had that happen...of course, I tend to frequent trails away from the roads. Maybe I should keep it that way...
                      Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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                      • #12
                        Eurgh, I've had this happen before. Usually some young guys on their permits decide to honk.
                        Once I was walking with two female friends, and some guy slowed down and yelled "GIRLS" out the window. I yelled "that's what you think!"
                        Drove off pretty quick at least

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                        • #13
                          Quoth Mishi View Post
                          Once had a skeezeball following me and talking loudly into his phone about how much money he makes in a month ($10 million?). Followed me for about 20 min until he gave up.
                          If I were as rich as him, I could afford some manners.
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                          • #14
                            I found this classic story I posted a long time ago about my friend Ivar, who is very male and very pretty. He is not tall and has fine, delicate bone structure. We get lost while traveling one night and get spotted by some lonely boys in a van. Hilarity (at least for us) ensues.

                            He gets catcalled so much he jokes that his theme song is "Dude Looks Like A Lady."

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                            • #15
                              A few weeks ago I was waiting for a taxi home with two guy friends of mine around 11ish in the evening when a car with a bunch of idiots in it stopped and started propositioning me. I offered them my guy friends, shame how no one has yet to accept that offer. Maybe I should try in the gay district.
                              How was I supposed to know someone was slipping you Birth Control in the food I've been making for you lately?

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