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Total McSuck and bonus: What did that old man say???
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McSuck McTantrum at McDonalds!
So, as per the usual, I went for my afternoon coffee-goodness.
I usually go to Tim Hortons, but McDonalds coffee is a good 2nd choice when Timmies isn't available. Anyhoo, here is what I heard when I walked in:
C=Cashier
Me=
SC=
who else!
I was waiting in line. Two people infront of me, including a woman with two little kids and the SC hanging over the cash:
SC: What? How can this be screwed up? You guys work here!
C: What kind of drink did you order?
SC: Diet Coke! I can't believe this! Gimme my money back now!
C: Oh. Sorry. Here's the correct drink.
SC: I can't believe this! Thats right! I ordered Diet Coke!
Heres the kicker....
SC: MAYBE I SHOULD GO SNORT SOME COKE!!!
Me:
Me: "Walks up to order counter" I say to cashier: Some people! Geez!
I don't think the cashier heard me. Oh well. LOLZ!
Bonus: Cute Little Old Man: Not So Cute!
This story comes from last summer when I was at my old job and taking the bus.
OM=Old Man
Me=
BD=Bus Driver
I got on my bus. I was sat on by the stairs infront of the rear doors. A little old man got up and sauntered towards the doors just as the bus started to pull away. Remeber folks: when we want to get off the bus, we push the button on the handrail or pull the cord.
OM: Hey! Wait! I wanted off here!
BD: Oh sorry! You didn't request the stop!
OM: Mumblemumblemumble.....
Bus stops and doors open.
BD: Have a great day sir!
Wait for it.....
waitttt for it.....
OM: FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!
OM gets off bus.
Me:
Well thats all folks!
ExArtShopSlave
McSuck McTantrum at McDonalds!
So, as per the usual, I went for my afternoon coffee-goodness.
I usually go to Tim Hortons, but McDonalds coffee is a good 2nd choice when Timmies isn't available. Anyhoo, here is what I heard when I walked in:C=Cashier
Me=
SC=
who else! I was waiting in line. Two people infront of me, including a woman with two little kids and the SC hanging over the cash:
SC: What? How can this be screwed up? You guys work here!
C: What kind of drink did you order?
SC: Diet Coke! I can't believe this! Gimme my money back now!
C: Oh. Sorry. Here's the correct drink.
SC: I can't believe this! Thats right! I ordered Diet Coke!
Heres the kicker....
SC: MAYBE I SHOULD GO SNORT SOME COKE!!!
Me:
Me: "Walks up to order counter" I say to cashier: Some people! Geez!
I don't think the cashier heard me. Oh well. LOLZ!
Bonus: Cute Little Old Man: Not So Cute!
This story comes from last summer when I was at my old job and taking the bus.
OM=Old Man
Me=
BD=Bus Driver
I got on my bus. I was sat on by the stairs infront of the rear doors. A little old man got up and sauntered towards the doors just as the bus started to pull away. Remeber folks: when we want to get off the bus, we push the button on the handrail or pull the cord.
OM: Hey! Wait! I wanted off here!
BD: Oh sorry! You didn't request the stop!
OM: Mumblemumblemumble.....
Bus stops and doors open.
BD: Have a great day sir!
Wait for it.....
waitttt for it.....
OM: FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!
OM gets off bus.
Me:
Well thats all folks!
ExArtShopSlave
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