I don't know if this is the right place for it or not since it really felt like a sighting, but I was at work serving this person. Please move if necessary.
I was cleaning in my department and this couple came up to my counter and the way they did it I just had to watch. The girlfriend came up all nice and normal, the boyfriend however was singing and dancing (badly) all the way to the counter and I thought here we go. I had to wait for him to stop his little 1 person show to ask what they wanted, I chose to ask the girlfriend which I thought was the logical choice seeing as she seemed perfectly normal and sane. I started to ask the girlfriend and the guy just blurted out "whiting", I've had people blurt out stuff before so I just answered thinking I'd better just get rid of this weirdo as soon as possible. I started to tell him "the whiting we have is either fr-" and in the middle of my telling him he cuts me off, "flounder" and then he starts singing (loudly) and dancing (like an idiot) again. His girlfriend had to yell for him to stop because I needed to know haw much they wanted, he said 2 and continued to look like an idiot. I weighed up the fish and he wanted to know how much it was but before I could answer he said to just give him a pound. When I was getting more fish out of the case he asked me who my favorite artist was, I was so tempted to say Thomas Kinkade but I said Stevie Nicks instead. He said he didn't know any songs by that guy and asked his girlfriend if she did and she just shrugged but when he turned his back she nodded. I handed her the fish and gave her a small look of sympathy, she told her boyfriend that she got the fish and he proceeded to say "see. all she does is stand there, I can't take her anywhere." I'm glad they left my department as quickly as they did, a couple of people were staring at him. Even Sue from the bakery came out from behind her counter to gawk at him, she thought he was drunk. In my own opinion I think he's an idiot, and I hope she dumps him soon cause she can do better.
I was cleaning in my department and this couple came up to my counter and the way they did it I just had to watch. The girlfriend came up all nice and normal, the boyfriend however was singing and dancing (badly) all the way to the counter and I thought here we go. I had to wait for him to stop his little 1 person show to ask what they wanted, I chose to ask the girlfriend which I thought was the logical choice seeing as she seemed perfectly normal and sane. I started to ask the girlfriend and the guy just blurted out "whiting", I've had people blurt out stuff before so I just answered thinking I'd better just get rid of this weirdo as soon as possible. I started to tell him "the whiting we have is either fr-" and in the middle of my telling him he cuts me off, "flounder" and then he starts singing (loudly) and dancing (like an idiot) again. His girlfriend had to yell for him to stop because I needed to know haw much they wanted, he said 2 and continued to look like an idiot. I weighed up the fish and he wanted to know how much it was but before I could answer he said to just give him a pound. When I was getting more fish out of the case he asked me who my favorite artist was, I was so tempted to say Thomas Kinkade but I said Stevie Nicks instead. He said he didn't know any songs by that guy and asked his girlfriend if she did and she just shrugged but when he turned his back she nodded. I handed her the fish and gave her a small look of sympathy, she told her boyfriend that she got the fish and he proceeded to say "see. all she does is stand there, I can't take her anywhere." I'm glad they left my department as quickly as they did, a couple of people were staring at him. Even Sue from the bakery came out from behind her counter to gawk at him, she thought he was drunk. In my own opinion I think he's an idiot, and I hope she dumps him soon cause she can do better.
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