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    I decided to stop by my favorite buffet place, but it was 5 min before they opened. I decided to walk to a bank branch near by to use the atm-which I couldn't find in the lobby so I went to a teller after filling out my form. There were 4 tellers, 2 of them with customers (one guy was filling out his form at the teller-why people wait to get to the teller to fill out a form? all the forms are at little stations by the doors). One of the tellers called me over. Now there was this man talking to her about some cure with salt and how he saved a person thousands of dollars in doctors visits with $3 worth of salt.

    Great, a talker. I hate talkers, they just talk you ear off. But the man was leaning to much over the counter. I'm worried that he is looking at my info.

    me: sir, you're making me uncomfortable leaning over like that, could you back off?
    man: I'm a minister, not a sinister
    and he tries to hand me his pamphlet. I kind of wish the tellers would have told him to back off. In fact, I told him again to back off.

    He must do this a lot to come up with that phrase, so I don't trust him. Reminds me of the shady people here who if you tell them not to do something wrong, they have for some explanation of why they are innocently doing something wrong
    Time! Time! Time is what turns kittens into cats.

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    Oh geez, now they've started with the bad puns....
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    • #3
      He's a sinister. Watch your info well.
      Customers should always be served . . . to the nearest great white.

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      • #4
        "I don't care if you're a minister, a sinister, a ginger or a jackass; you're too damn close! Back up, or you're gonna be an amputee!"

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        • #5
          Quoth Kristev View Post
          He's a sinister. Watch your info well.
          Exactly. Interesting how he's got a quick, pat, and witty (he thinks) quip for just this very situation.

          I echo the idea that he does this a lot. First I thing I thought, really.

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          • #6
            He's not a sinister minister but he IS the least good of the priesthood. :-)
            Last edited by Sheldonrs; 05-26-2011, 07:55 PM.
            "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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            • #7
              Quoth morgana View Post
              "I don't care if you're a minister, a sinister, a ginger or a jackass; you're too damn close! Back up, or you're gonna be an amputee!"
              Are you technically considered an amputee if someone knocks your head off?
              When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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              • #8
                Quoth MoonCat View Post
                Are you technically considered an amputee if someone knocks your head off?
                Technically? Yes. You are an amputee if you have had a body part permanently removed.

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                • #9
                  Sinister Minister Trope

                  I wonder if this is where the OP got the idea of the thread title.
                  To right the countless wrongs of our days... We shine this light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise...Oh, what a wonderful world such would be...

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                  • #10
                    I'm worried that he is looking at my info.
                    That could be the very plan. That's why "con" is short for "confidence"... they try to build your confidence in them... so that when they lean over and peek at your info, you don't think anything about it.

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