Sure, Wal Mart's Uniform Totally Includes a Pot Bandana

[Gaki]

I had another run in with the Wal Mart Pharmacy but I'm just not talking about that anymore, it's too upsetting and I'm never using those pharmacies ever again. EVER. So I don't have to bitch anymore.

But anyways, as I was walking about Wal Mart waiting for the script I never ended up getting (AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH) I was barked at by an older lady.

Lady: Fitting rooms!
Me:
Lady: FITTING ROOMS.
Me: Excuse me?
Lady: *like I'm five* We're looking for FIT-TING RO-OM-S.
Me: .......um. I dunno. I don't work here.
Lady: HMMPH. *turns away*

I looked down at myself. I was wearing shorts, Nikes, a black tank top, and I'd just remembered I was wearing on my head a bandana that is dark blue with white POT LEAVES on it. I'm pretty sure if I worked at Wal Mart I'd be FIRED for wearing what I was wearing. I really honestly thing it's the lanyard I wear around my neck. I feel like if you have keys around your neck and you jingle while you walk you automatically look like you work somewhere. Even if the lanyard has GIR on it and a little orange piggy hanging from it.

I hope she complained to a manager that I wouldn't help her find a fitting room. LOLz.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

I was wearing on my head a bandana that is dark blue with white POT LEAVES on it. I'm pretty sure if I worked at Wal Mart I'd be FIRED for wearing what I was wearing.

Not at the walmart in my fair city.

In fact, I believe when they name an employee of the month, they give them the traveling pot bandana and make the winner wear it for the duration of his/her term.

I'm exaggerating here, but only slightly.

[dbuzman]

Lady: *like I'm five* We're looking for FIT-TING RO-OM-S.

That's when I would have responded in kind "then find an EM-PLOY-EE".

[Hyena Dandy]

I got confused for an employee at Best Buy. Because I was wearing a red polo shirt.

That was fun.

"Excuse me, can you help me?"
"Uh, no."
"Why not?"
"I don't work here."
"But the shirt..."
"Is red. This is Best Buy."
"Oh." *leaves*

[chainedbarista]

Lady: *like I'm five* We're looking for FIT-TING RO-OM-S.

*looks at her as if she's mentally defective* I...DO...NOT...WORK...HERE, get an employee, you know, an em-ploy-ee.

dumb old cow.

[Sleepwalker]

Urgh, I get that alot, and I do think it is because I wear my keys clipped to my belt loop.

[Misanthropical]

I get it all the time and I am never dressed like the people working at the store. Why would an employee wear an over sized Dragon t-shirt with a big stupid hat and shorts with flip flops? Common sense, people!

My husband usually wears business casual, which means people have pushed me out of the way to ask him a question.

[MoonCat]

I would have told her to try looking under the big signs that say "fitting rooms."

[Arwyn Q]

Weirdly, I'll walk around my store on my break, but as long as I'm carrying my large and rather obnoxious bag, no one ever asks me for anything. Sometimes even when I am working, people will assume I don't work there and walk past me before they realize I do! I think it's because I always look dazed and lost (which I am most of the time).