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(Sex and Blood and Stupidity)
These come from my brother so I figure they are more suited as sightings.
My brother works part time in a very popular night club and he frequently has to work with people who are not particularly bright and very inebriated. The two following stories happened in the last week
Bye Bye Toe!
(Warning! Gross and bloody!)
So they had a foam party last week. Never been to one but I know that basically the entire place gets covered in foam and you can't see the floor. Some bright young lady in some very silly high heels had the even sillier idea of just taking her shoes off and walking about the foam-covered floor bare foot. Now, as we all know, sometimes going bare foot or shoe-less in a club is not the best of ideas even if you can see the floor (for some reasons, this isn't a problem in goth clubs, I've seen goths safely walk about in socks when the massive boots become painful). But in a chav-infested club during a FOAM party, this is just plain bonkers.
Inevitably, she stood on some broken glass.
Very unfortunately for her, at that exact moment, someone stood on her foot.
An ambulance was called, the area was cleared, my poor can't-stand-the-sight-of-blood brother is assigned with the task of cleaning up the very, very large amounts of blood (he said that it happened at the top of a small flight of stairs and it all flowed down to the bottom
). Transpires that the young lady's toe almost came off.
He was not impressed. He was also not impressed when, having to dispose of a mop-head that was now soaked in blood, he walked into the staff room to find the girl being treated by paramedics, and the room being very bloody also. Oh and the paramedics rudely shouting at him to "get out". Oh gee, thats ok guys, we'll just leave puddles of blood for people to slip on
Not so gross, but seriously guys, take it to an alley...or somewhere else...
I have never been in the position myself, but I can understand meeting a Charming Creature in a club and wanting to make luuurrve to said Charming Creature. I can understand that sometimes, urges happen. Some people are able to fight the urges till at least they make it back to a bedroom, although some can only manage into an (hopefully) empty alley way, or a vacant toilet cubicle.
Apparently, one couple couldn't wait to leave the club and just decided to make some sweet music together...on the dance floor...surrounded by other dancers.
Now, I've known some exhibitionists before, but that really takes the taco
These come from my brother so I figure they are more suited as sightings.
My brother works part time in a very popular night club and he frequently has to work with people who are not particularly bright and very inebriated. The two following stories happened in the last week
Bye Bye Toe!
(Warning! Gross and bloody!)
So they had a foam party last week. Never been to one but I know that basically the entire place gets covered in foam and you can't see the floor. Some bright young lady in some very silly high heels had the even sillier idea of just taking her shoes off and walking about the foam-covered floor bare foot. Now, as we all know, sometimes going bare foot or shoe-less in a club is not the best of ideas even if you can see the floor (for some reasons, this isn't a problem in goth clubs, I've seen goths safely walk about in socks when the massive boots become painful). But in a chav-infested club during a FOAM party, this is just plain bonkers.
Inevitably, she stood on some broken glass.
Very unfortunately for her, at that exact moment, someone stood on her foot.
An ambulance was called, the area was cleared, my poor can't-stand-the-sight-of-blood brother is assigned with the task of cleaning up the very, very large amounts of blood (he said that it happened at the top of a small flight of stairs and it all flowed down to the bottom
). Transpires that the young lady's toe almost came off. He was not impressed. He was also not impressed when, having to dispose of a mop-head that was now soaked in blood, he walked into the staff room to find the girl being treated by paramedics, and the room being very bloody also. Oh and the paramedics rudely shouting at him to "get out". Oh gee, thats ok guys, we'll just leave puddles of blood for people to slip on
Not so gross, but seriously guys, take it to an alley...or somewhere else...
I have never been in the position myself, but I can understand meeting a Charming Creature in a club and wanting to make luuurrve to said Charming Creature
. I can understand that sometimes, urges happen. Some people are able to fight the urges till at least they make it back to a bedroom, although some can only manage into an (hopefully) empty alley way, or a vacant toilet cubicle.Apparently, one couple couldn't wait to leave the club and just decided to make some sweet music together...on the dance floor...surrounded by other dancers.
Now, I've known some exhibitionists before, but that really takes the taco
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