Racist pizza

[Grape The Cat]

Our local food store is having a sale on frozen pizza ,specifically Celeste pizza. Now Celeste has a picture of a woman(Celeste I guess) on the box. Celeste is white.

The players:
CPL: Crazy pizza lady
W: worker
M: manager

CPL: Yo! I got a complaint about dis pizza!
W: What 's the problem ma'am?
CPL: This pizza got a white woman on it!
W:...
CPL: Well, that's racist! It should have a African-American on iit! Our president is African- American! You are racist and unpatriotic!
W: Ma'am I'm sorry, but..
CPL: Listen, whitey. take out all of this pizza and replace it with pizza that has African-Americans the box!
W: I'm sorry but we can't control...
CPL: You know what this is it's a hate crime! You all like the KKK!!! Get me a African-American manager, whitey!
M: Ma'am??
CPL: Listen mah sister, yo' whitey here won't get me a pizza with brothers and sisters on it. Fire her ass!!
M: No.
CPL: What???
M: No, i won't fire my worker. That's the way the pizza came to us, we don't have any control over the packaging.
CPL: YOU BRAINWASHED!!! I'M GONNA CALL AL SHARPTON!!!! THEN THIS STORE BE SORRY!!!!
<exit CPL>

[Eireann]

I wonder what she thinks of Aunt Jemima and Uncle Ben.

[Syriilord]

Wow. That's a new brand of crazy for me. Let us know if Al Sharpton ever gets in touch with your store about this.

[seigus]

"We HAD a black woman on it, but all the white folks complained it was racist."

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

The fact that she thinks running to Al Sharpton about pizza packaging is a worthwhile thing to do tells me everything I need to know about her.

She's the racist here. And racist as all get-out.

[telecom_goddess]

I wonder what she thinks of Aunt Jemima and Uncle Ben.

Now that's one time I'm glad I wasn't drinking anything !!

[XCashier]

Some people will find any reason to kick up a fuss. This one was really reaching, though.

[ArcticChicken]

Ahhh, the ironing.

[Elspeth]

I really need to learn to staple my brain in place before reading threads here. The thing ran away screaming again. That didn't make any sense at all

Now if anyone sees a very abused brain run by could you stop it and send it back. Promise it Guinness and video games and maybe seeing Thor again

[tropicsgoddess]

I think Al Sharpton would laugh at that Crazy Pizza Lady's claim.

[Salted Grump]

I really need to learn to staple my brain in place before reading threads here. The thing ran away screaming again. That didn't make any sense at all

Now if anyone sees a very abused brain run by could you stop it and send it back. Promise it Guinness and video games and maybe seeing Thor again

Perhaps a Co-op bout of Dead Nation? I need the Trophy for beatng the campaign in 2-player mode, and I think any brain would love to blast zombies with big guns.

[fireheart]

Geez, that lady must have been drinking a bottle of Stupid before she came into the pizza place.

[Mr Hero]

We have a small pizza chain here called Blackjack Pizza. Perhaps she'd prefer this pizza?

[Kogarashi]

I really need to learn to staple my brain in place before reading threads here. The thing ran away screaming again. That didn't make any sense at all

You're lucky. Mine just short-circuited from the stupid, and I can't find the breaker switches.

Owwww....

[LillFilly]

Gods, that lady is right up there with that city board member thinking that 'black hole' was a racist term.

Deliver us from rampant, useless stupidity!