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I have been collecting SC stories for about a week now. I've been on vacation!! So expect a lot of my posts to be coming in over the next day or so. I was trying to post them while I was on vacation but my brain was in "relax" mode and blue screened after the first few sentences. My deepest and most heartfelt apologies to those of you who enjoy my posts 
Anywho, while I was on vacation, my Grandpa took me out to eat at a nearby Pizza Hut where I ordered a pizza with the BACON!!! Caveman was sitting at the booth across from mine so we shared the same waitress who was probably a student attending a nearby college. Very polite very hard working girl who looked around my age. My grandpa and I were very nice to her. The caveman, on the other hand, was a typical SC. Loud, rude, insulting, picky, etc. When she asked him a question like, would you like a refill, he would respond by grunting. Thus the name "Caveman". She came to clear off our table and kept knocking things over and almost dropping things because Caveman shook her up pretty bad.
College Girl: Oh wow! I am sooo sorryy.
Me: You're ok.
CG: I'm just having one of those days!
Me: I know exactly what that's like. *shoots Caveman a death glare*
Grandpa: Don't worry about it hun! You're doing a fine job!
CG: Oh thanks so much!
At this point I gave him another glare so sharp I half expected him to bleed. That glare, short though it was, was filled with as many words as I could fit. "You think you're so tough don't you big man! You feel good knowing you scared the shit out of a college girl? I bet you do you pitiful waste of flesh". He grunted. As I was leaving, I heard "bitch" muttered under his breath. Thank you. I'm glad you think I'm a bitch because if you liked me, it would mean I'm as big of an ass as you are. Have a nice life.
*End rant*
Anywho, while I was on vacation, my Grandpa took me out to eat at a nearby Pizza Hut where I ordered a pizza with the BACON!!! Caveman was sitting at the booth across from mine so we shared the same waitress who was probably a student attending a nearby college. Very polite very hard working girl who looked around my age. My grandpa and I were very nice to her. The caveman, on the other hand, was a typical SC. Loud, rude, insulting, picky, etc. When she asked him a question like, would you like a refill, he would respond by grunting. Thus the name "Caveman". She came to clear off our table and kept knocking things over and almost dropping things because Caveman shook her up pretty bad.
College Girl: Oh wow! I am sooo sorryy.
Me: You're ok.
CG: I'm just having one of those days!
Me: I know exactly what that's like. *shoots Caveman a death glare*
Grandpa: Don't worry about it hun! You're doing a fine job!
CG: Oh thanks so much!
At this point I gave him another glare so sharp I half expected him to bleed. That glare, short though it was, was filled with as many words as I could fit. "You think you're so tough don't you big man! You feel good knowing you scared the shit out of a college girl? I bet you do you pitiful waste of flesh". He grunted. As I was leaving, I heard "bitch" muttered under his breath. Thank you. I'm glad you think I'm a bitch because if you liked me, it would mean I'm as big of an ass as you are. Have a nice life.
*End rant*
I kept picturing a caveman muttering in dignified outrage at the OP's post.
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