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  • Gas shenanigans, part whatever

    I went to get gas today on my lunchbreak. Gas was cheap here - $3.13/gal. It's since jumped up over 30 cents to 3.49/gal.

    The things I saw today:

    A minivan backing up and trying to get to a pump that looked empty only to have someone swoop in and claim the empty spot. The driver honked at several people and then pulled back into their lane.

    The same minivan driver causing a near accident while trying to swoop in on a lane that was opening up - going the wrong way.

    The same minivan driver getting out of their vehicle and proceeding to scream at the person who was pulling into the open lane that it was their pump, go find another one!

    The same minivan driver screaming at the attendant that they didn't give a flying [bleepity bleep] and that it was their God give (yes folks, God given) right to pump gas at any [bleepity bleep bleeping] pump and that they could [bleep bleep bleepity bleep].

    And the same minivan driver who also told the manager when he came out the same thing - lots of [bleepity bleeps].

    All in the space of about 10 minutes.
    Random conversation:
    Me: Okay..so I think I get why Zoro wears a bandana
    DDD: Cuz it's cool

    So, by using the Doctor's reasoning, bow ties, fezzes and bandanas are cool.

  • #2
    Well, that was..... cracked.
    Now a member of that alien race called Management.

    Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.

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    • #3
      Gas is 3.49 where you're at?!?!?!

      I'm paying 3.88 if I'm lucky.

      Back on topic, what an asshat

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      • #4
        Oh, it's ok. God told me I could have this pump. God told me I could have this candy bar too. Mmmmm! Yummy! Money? No. God said I didn't have to pay. Don't get mad at me! God said it was ok!
        Answers: $1
        Correct Answers: $2
        Answers that require thought: $5
        Dumb looks are still free.

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        • #5
          well... i can understand being pissed off when you're trying to back up and some asswad scoots in behind you to cut you off.

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          • #6
            This happened to me the other day! I was swinging around to claim a spot when some guy came from the other direction and stole it!
            Oh, and it happened to be the last free pump, so I pulled over to wait for the asshole while staring daggers at him.

            Let me tell you, I had some rage-induced fantasies where I cursed him out. But I never actually DID it.

            The guy avoided my stare and hurried up, so I hope my Glare of Doom made him feel like an ass.
            "There are 10 types of people in this world: those who understand binary and those who don't."

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