Victoria's Secret is...SHE'S FRIGGEN CRAZY!

[Kisa]

This was my first, and last, trip to Victoria's Secret. I've always been interested in their products because the store is so popular, but have been put off by the prices. Finally, with a wallet full of Christmas money, I decided to get myself one Victoria's Secret bra. A treat for myself.

I walk in and start skimming through the racks when I sense someone standing too close for comfort. I turn to see an employee looming over my sholder.

Crazy Woman: Hi! Can I help you find anything today?
Me: .....Umm.....I'm just looking.
CW: Ok, well my name is Donna, so come find me if you need help! Kthanksbye!
Me: ........O.o

So, I keep looking and find a few items I like. The women here on CS probably know how bra's fit differently. If you wear size 40C, then you can pick 10 40C sized bra's and, chances are, they will all fit differently. Obviously, I had to try them on, so I head towards the fitting rooms. Guess who follows me there? Donna!

CW: Find anything you like? *standing maybe 3 inches away*
Me: *steps back* Yeah, I was going to try these on.
CW: Let me get you a room unlocked! *smiling creepily*
Me: ........ok.

She unlocks the door, takes the bra's and hangs them up for me. Then she tells me to go ahead and try them on. The thing is, the door is wide open and she is standing in the middle of the room O.o
Yeah, sorry. I'm not showing my boobies to the world, or you. Get out please.
I herd her towards the door and, literally, have to close the door in her face! She just stood there, staring at me with that creepy ass smile, oblivious!
The door was closed, but she was still there. I heard her breathing over the store music......*shudders*

CW: Do you need help tryig those on?
Me: I'm good.

I think I can recall how to put on a bra. I've only done it every day for about 8 years now, so I may be a tad rusty.

CW: Did you need my opinion on anything?
Me: No thanks.

I don't need or want a woman twice my age telling me how good I look topless. I'd rather have a guy close to my age telling me how good I look topless
When I open the door, she is in the SAME spot, with the SAME look on her face.

CW: Find anything you like?!
Me: ......No, sorry.

I hand her the bra's so she cam hang them back up. Instead, she tosses them on a random cart and FOLLOWS ME TO THE DOOR.

CW: Have a nice day! Come again!
Me: Yeah.....sure.....

What's Victoria's Secret? She's friggen insane!!!!

[Mr Hero]

I don't need or want a woman twice my age telling me how good I look topless. I'd rather have a guy close to my age telling me how good I look topless

You know, I would be happy to offer my opinion on the matter. Because I'm a great guy like that. No need to thank me.

[Draco]

Sounds like she thought you were going to try to steal, honestly.

[Eisa]

You know, I would be happy to offer my opinion on the matter. Because I'm a great guy like that. No need to thank me.

That would freak me out. I'd be tempted to throw the whole armful in her face and run off screaming. A la this

[Kara]

I'm not sure if they get paid more for every bra fitting or what the deal is, but it's been my experience (well, when I went with my ex) that VS sales reps are trained to do that. At least, ever since they made a big deal about how they are expertly trained specialists when it comes to fitting a bra. And if you let them, they will cheerfully scamper off, leaving you standing in an OPEN fitting room having to use your hands to keep the girls covered, while they go retrieve 47 other different styles and sizes if something doesn't fit right. I think maybe if they don't meet their numbers for the day, one of the cyborg Victorias that they have installed in every store comes out when they close and beats them with a flail or something. But yeah, they suddenly got VERY pushy and kind of stalkerishly creepy over the last few years and they didn't used to be like that.

[Nyoibo]

Wonder if I can get a job at Victoria's secret?

I'm happy to give my opinion and help with fittings.

[Kisa]

Wonder if I can get a job at Victoria's secret?

I'm happy to give my opinion and help with fittings.

If you are a woman, yes. If you are a man, fake transgender and say you "are a woman on the inside! "

[Spork4pedro]

weird...Every time I've got into VS I've had good service. (I usually pickup something during one of their semi-annual sales, so I'm there a couple a times a year)
Hopefully this doesn't happen next time I go! That chick sounds creepy!

[Mr Hero]

If you are a woman, yes. If you are a man, fake transgender and say you "are a woman on the inside! "

Well, I may have man parts, but I'm a lesbian inside. Does that count?

[Canarr]

You do realize that, beingt a man, wanting to be with a woman does NOT make you a lesbian, right?

[PepperElf]

meh, i hate the idea of having my changing door open while I'm half naked.

I use to get so upset when mom would be helping me and would have the door open to see how I was doing. granted i was pretty young back then but meh it drove me crazy. ahahahahahaha.

[Laund-o-rama Mama]

That sales rep sounds like she was interested in a little more than a simple bra fitting.

[Greenday]

Well, I may have man parts, but I'm a lesbian inside. Does that count?

Yea, I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body.

[mikoyan29]

Yea, I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body.

That joke is funnier in its original Latin....

[Nyoibo]

If you are a woman, yes. If you are a man, fake transgender and say you "are a woman on the inside! "

Or I could sue them for gender discrimination during the hiring process.