Victoria's Secret is...SHE'S FRIGGEN CRAZY!

[LongJohnSlave]

o.O women aren't even safe from each other now

[Squeaksmyalias]

Well, I may have man parts, but I'm a lesbian inside. Does that count?

Ow...the laughing hurts!

[thatcrazyredhead]

They are rather pushy, aren't they? VS stores in my area tend to be full of associates waiting around every corner to pounce on you and ask if you're finding everything alright or if they can give you a bra fitting. I don't go in there often, but when I do, it's usually because I need something specific. It's really not a fun store for browsing because they're on you the second you walk through the door. I know all the surveys say customers like that, but I'd much prefer to be left alone until I need something, at which time I'll approach the employee.

Oh, and the best part about having all the associates out on the floor, begging to help you? There's no one at the register to actually ring you up when the time comes!

[shadowpanda]

That joke is funnier in its original Latin....

I would love you know the latin for that!

Also, all I can think of now is boobies!!

[mikoyan29]

I would love you know the latin for that!

Also, all I can think of now is boobies!!

Unfortunately, I don't know the Latin for it....I was just saying it's an old joke. Sorry.

[firecat88]

That sales rep sounds like she was interested in a little more than a simple bra fitting.

My brain genuinely went this direction when I read the OP. 'course, my brain isn't right sometimes, but...

[Mikkel]

Unfortunately, I don't know the Latin for it....I was just saying it's an old joke. Sorry.

Lesbis in corpus masculus sum?
I don't think it sound quite right, though.

It may be an old joke but it is still good .

[dragon_wings]

'course, my brain isn't right sometimes, but...

I'm right there with you. Lol.

[underemployeed]

You know, I would be happy to offer my opinion on the matter. Because I'm a great guy like that. No need to thank me.

Ditto

If you are a woman, yes. If you are a man, fake transgender and say you "are a woman on the inside! "

Or I could sue them for gender discrimination during the hiring process.

Actually, I think one male should be required to be on duty at all times, I mean who better to be able to answer the question of "Will my Husband like this?", "Is this slutty enough?", "Do you have a condom because I've never done it with a stranger in a fitting room before?" It is actually interesting how they can discriminate but the men's warehouse wouldn't be allowed to.

I would gladly volunteer a few hours a week to help women gain more confidence, and well I'm sure the sights would be equal if not better to the local gentleman's club.

[Ironclad Alibi]

Yea, I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body.

That joke is funnier in its original Latin....

Lesbis in corpus masculus sum?
I don't think it sound quite right, though.

From here: Ut laoreet dolore Libri capti in corpus hominis.

[Supermarket Slave Girl]

I've had that happen once where the sales associate left the door open to grab another item for me, didn't really feel like flashing the entire store

Slight threadjack, the worst that's happened to me was recently when my male roommate walked in on me while I was in the shower, he claimed he didn't know I was in there (I call bullshit on that one).

All the while he was apologising he was still staring until I yelled at him to get the hell out.

Bloody pervert.

[Becks]

Frederick's of Hollywood is MUCH better, IMO.

[dragon_wings]

Frederick's of Hollywood is MUCH better, IMO.

I can't wait to order something from FoH!

[Gaki]

In her defense the mall near me has had over 8000 dollars worth of merchandise stolen in A SINGLE DAY. Triple that because it was three days they were ripped off. Those bras are EXCESSIVELY expensive and people will just pick up whole drawers of them and just walk right out with them.

8000 x 3.

>.<; That's like having three cases of cig cartons get picked up and run off with in my C-store. That's DISASTEROUS.

But still, the hovering for a SINGLE bra to a fitting room. Creeeeeptastic.

[zombiequeen]

I never had a problem, but my husband came into the store with me every time and he and the lady stood outside chatting about how I jumped up two sizes in three months while I changed. Then they both came in to offer their opinion, with both shirts on and off (my store had shirts that you could put on over the bra to see how it looked if you had a funny shirt on. Then again, mine is in a low-stealing part of the state, so they are super nice. I sometimes get free samples at some of the stores because I'm there so much.