Victoria's Secret is...SHE'S FRIGGEN CRAZY!

[Sapphire Silk]

Lesbis in corpus masculus sum?
I don't think it sound quite right, though.

It may be an old joke but it is still good .

From here: Ut laoreet dolore Libri capti in corpus hominis.

I got Libri sum capti in corpus hominis.

Lesbian comes from a Greek word.

[fma_fanatic]

My one and only experience in a Victoria's Secret store was many years ago. I was going to get a gift card for a friend who was getting married and she loved the stuff there.

I swear the moment I walked in the sales associates eyed me as someone to ignore, because I'm not skinny like they are and I'm not about to drop tons of money on their items - though I was planning drop at least $100 for a gift card.

I was ignored, despite me standing there, cash in hand (actual cash, 5 twenties just begging to be put on a card) and everything and everyone else but me was interesting to them. So I started walking out. Only one associate stopped me before I left to ask if I found everything okay.

Me: Oh yes, I found your ignorance of me and the fact I was planning to spend money in your store more than enough for me to never return again.

I ended up ordering her a gift card online.

[Kara]

Frederick's of Hollywood is MUCH better, IMO.

Agreed. And they've always been a trans-friendly business.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Frederick's of Hollywood is MUCH better, IMO.

But what about Francine's of Hollywood in Oconomowoc?

[dalesys]

But what about Francine's of Hollywood in Oconomowoc?

They're udderly fantastic.

[RayvenQ]

I got Libri sum capti in corpus hominis.

Lesbian comes from a Greek word.

From the name of an Island actually, Λέσβος (also known as Lesvos and Modernly Lesbos.) Or more Specifically,because of a a Greek Poet called Sappho, who lived and wrote her poems there.

[tropicsgoddess]

That saleswoman....Creeeeepy!!!! . I have to admit the perfumes and bath sets are awesome! As for lingerie, I'd go with Fredericks of Hollywood.

[Becks]

But what about Francine's of Hollywood in Oconomowoc?

I'm not fond of the cheesehead motif.

[Kisa]

Or I could sue them for gender discrimination during the hiring process.

You seem to have this all planned out

Btw, her smile looked, more or less, like this:

[sweetj82]

Oh my I love VS I am there all the time. They have the only bra that i am comfy in. At this moment I own about 10 or so of the bras plus about 20 of the body sprays and perfumes.

A few of the sales girls know me by name and if they see me at mart of wall they will tell me all about the new stuff in my size.

My credit card gets tired of being swiped there....on a good note I do pay it off every month.

[blas]

I'm a little irked because I've been so broke lately I've had to go to TJMaxx for bras and panties. Although their Marilyn Monroe brand is pretty nice and reasonably priced.

I should say that even though I do have a shopping problem, I did desperately need new underthings because my boosoms and my bottom half have changed in recent times and especially with the bras, I need new ones, I just broke my favorite VS bra by trying to squash the ladies into it just a few weeks ago

[Sunshine]

heh. my response would have been to say "BACK UP!"...but thats me

[Eisa]

Kisa, that...that SMILE...

-screams-

[EmiOfBrie]

Well, I may have man parts, but I'm a lesbian inside. Does that count?

There are therapists and surgeons for that

[Moggie]

I *HATE* Victoria's Secret.

A few years ago I walked in to my local VS. The salesgirl looked me up and down slowly and cracked her mouth open long enough to say "Lane Bryant is downstairs." before going back to her magazine. I was so astonished I turned around and marched out without a word

Recently a dear friend talked me into going back into a VS at a different mall. She assured me that there were things in my size and that the other woman had been an anomaly. We walked in and my (tiny, blonde) friend was instantly swarmed with sales help, male and female alike. They found her bras, loaded her down with options and hustled her into a dressing room. After all the ruckus, one man wandered back over towards me and in a hesitant tone said "You didn't want to try anything on, did you?"
I assured him I'd never spend any money in that store and he walked off.