Out the mouths of babes! (not sucky just funny)

[fireheart]

So I was in the hospital ER the other day (nothing serious) and this boy and his mother walk up to triage.

I heard the mother say something to the effect of that her son has a rash all over his body and had pulled up his top to show the nurse. Nobody else could really hear it When the triage nurse told him to go over and check in at the other counter, the little boy (who was around four) just pulls up his shirt himself and LOUDLY announces to the nurse behind the counter:

"I HAVE A RASH ALL OVER MY CHEST!"

As though it was something awesome.

Everyone in the waiting room:
Me:

Definitely an "out the mouth of babes moment"

[AquaGirl]

Reminds me of my little brother just under age three announcing to the lady at the Piggly Wiggly checkout, "Guess what? I have a PENIS!" In the most awestruck tone imaginable.


Thus began yet another man's first love affair with his one-eyed friend.

[MoonCat]

Reminds me of my little brother just under age three announcing to the lady at the Piggly Wiggly checkout, "Guess what? I have a PENIS!" In the most awestruck tone imaginable.


Thus began yet another man's lifelong love affair with his one-eyed friend.

Fixed for accuracy.

[Food Lady]

My friend's son once told a waitress, "Mom says I should drink milk because I'm going through puberty!" (I'm guessing milk=needed nutrition.)

[fireheart]

Reminds me of my little brother just under age three announcing to the lady at the Piggly Wiggly checkout, "Guess what? I have a PENIS!" In the most awestruck tone imaginable.

Now if he had done something like that to me I would've burst out laughing.

[Mr Hero]

Boys have a penis. Girls have a vagina.

[Mikkel]

Boys have a penis. Girls have a vagina.

You don't say so? *looks down* I'M A BOY!

[Ironclad Alibi]

Boys have a penis. Girls have a vagina.

And the one with a vagina can get as many penises as she wants.

[Mr Hero]

Sad that a simple movie quote resorted to this.

[fireheart]

Sweet I can tell my boyfriend I can have all the penises in the world ^_^

I had another cute kid moment at work. A little girl around about 2-3 was watching this baby in a pram who was squawking his head off at the register behind me. She kept leaning forward in the trolley and going "Don't cry baby, don't cry."

So cute.

[Mishi]

Aww that's so cute! What a little sweetheart <3

My current favourite conversation (she's so innocent):
Me: "Yay! I finally get to sleep in my own bed again!"
Jazzy: "Oh wow Mummy! That must be very exciting for you! It's probably very exciting for Daddy too!" *claps happily*

[PepperElf]

Boys have a penis. Girls have a vagina.

Who is your daddy and who does he work for?

[AquaGirl]

Who is your daddy and who does he work for?

He hangs out with vaginas. In Caaleforniuh.

[Jay 2K Winger]

Who is your daddy and who does he work for?

I think the quote is "Who is your daddy and what does he do?"

[Kanalah]

I will share a couple of funnies from my kids.

I've told my son a few times not to argue/fight with my over certain things. One day my son walked into my office and said: "I'm gonna fight with you Mommy, and I'm gonna lose!" Total serious, arms crossed and everything.

My daughter and I were at the Dr's office the other day. We were finished and heading out
Daughter: "I love you!" (This is her *new phrase* she's learned recently)
Me: "Aww honey, I love you too."
Daughter: "Sometimes."