Sweet, sweet vengeance

[Shalom]

YFW: 'I'm sorry Ma'am, but as you can see all the tills are currently being used, so my supervisor told me to tidy the rails instead.'

SC: This is a fucking disgrace! I demand you get on the fucking tills right now! The customer is always right!

YFW, a few years from now: (sweetly) "Which fucking till would you like me to open? Point to it, please."

Oh well, one can dream.

Me: *in my calmest possible voice* Ma'am, physically assaulting this young girl will not make the queue go faster, nor will verbally abusing her. Therefore, I see you have two options. You can either wait patiently in the queue like everyone else, or you can leave and take your business elsewhere before I call the police.'

Well said, indeed. I wonder if she thought you were an employee of the place. Be funny if she tried to complain about you to management.

Oh, and the last time a customer prodded me in the chest with a finger was in 1990 or so. I told him that if he tried that again he'd lose it. May have helped that I had my eye on a knife (which was in a holster taped to the underside of the counter, where he couldn't see it) at the time I said it. He never did try that again, either. I bloody hate being prodded.

(edit for clarification, just so nobody gets uptight: I did not threaten this man with the knife; I didn't touch the knife or refer to it at all. Even so, I think he could see it in my eyes that I was serious. I am not advocating violence.)

[LuckIsOnMySide]

Thanks for all the support guys, I'll tell you all how the date went when I'm next online

[dragon_wings]

I'm still waiting for my chance to do something like that.

QFT.
I too *can't* wait to defend someone.

[LuckIsOnMySide]

Hi everyone ,
I just got from my date with the girl in this story, and I'm pleased to say it went very well. We went out to a few bars and clubs, had a bit too much to drink , but I had to call it a night because I have to go to work in six hours...

She said she really enjoyed herself though, so this could be the start of something good .

[Jay 2K Winger]

Hi everyone ,
I just got from my date with the girl in this story, and I'm pleased to say it went very well. We went out to a few bars and clubs, had a bit too much to drink , but I had to call it a night because I have to go to work in six hours...

She said she really enjoyed herself though, so this could be the start of something good .

I have to say. This post, combined with Stormtrooper Corporal Grointhrust? Hilarious.

Congrats again, btw.

[shadowpanda]

A win on soooooo many levels

[Akasa]

Glad to hear the date went well!

[LuckIsOnMySide]

I have to say. This post, combined with Stormtrooper Corporal Grointhrust? Hilarious.

Congrats again, btw.

Thanks man