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  • #1

    If you wear this, you are trashy

    While out and about this evening, I saw a guy wearing one of those "Life Is Full Of Important Choices" t-shirts.

    The t-shirt featured little pictograms of people entangled in various sexual positions. Let's just say if I were a lady, I wouldn't be all that hot to get in any of them with him. He looked like a tragic result of inbreeding to me.

    BONUS: On the highway I ended up behind some kid in a Civic with a fart can. It had a sticker on the rear window reading "I ♥ Your Mom" and a pair of women's undies hanging from the rear view mirror.

    I would wager a tidy sum the undies were purchased from a store someplace for the sole purpose of hanging from this choad's mirror and making everybody think he has a penis or something.
    Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

    "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily
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    The shirt I guarantee came from Spencers.

    While I admit that those shirts are hilarious to look at (and I've considered buying the one that says "Quit being difficult and take it in the ass!" as a night shirt), if I saw a guy out in public wearing one, I'd think he was a toolbag.
    You really need to see a neurologist. - Wagegoth

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    • #3
      Spencers is still around?

      At least it didn't say, "I club your mom"

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      • #4
        Sure is, around here anyway.
        You really need to see a neurologist. - Wagegoth

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        • #5
          Quoth mikoyan29 View Post
          At least it didn't say, "I club your mom"
          (Stand-up comedian) Gallagher once said that he wanted to make T-shirts that said "I (club) My Wife/Husband", along with "I (Spade) My Dog".
          "Kamala the Ugandan Giant" 1950-2020 • "Bullet" Bob Armstrong 1939-2020 • "Road Warrior Animal" 1960-2020 • "Zeus" Tiny Lister Jr. 1958-2020 • "Hacksaw" Butch Reed 1954-2021 • "New Jack" Jerome Young 1963-2021 • "Mr. Wonderful" Paul Orndorff 1949-2021 • "Beautiful" Bobby Eaton 1958-2021 • Daffney 1975-2021

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          • #6
            Quoth El Pollo Guerrera View Post
            (Stand-up comedian) Gallagher once said that he wanted to make T-shirts that said "I (club) My Wife/Husband", along with "I (Spade) My Dog".
            LOL I knew a guy in college that had an "I (spade) my dog" sticker on his car. He and his then-girlfriend (now wife) are heavily into environmental issues.
            Aerodynamics are for people who can't build engines. --Enzo Ferrari

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            • #7
              Two shirts I've seen on guys around here:

              "I taught your girlfriend that thang you like" (yes, it was spelled 'thang')

              "I may not be Mr Right but I'll f**k you until he comes along" (no, thanks!)
              When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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              • #8
                An acquaintance of mine has a HUGE monster truck with "PANTY DROPPER" emblazoned on the front windshield.

                I've been tempted to go find the most hideous granny panties I could find and toss them on his windshield, just for shits and giggles

                You know what else is tacky? Those "truck balls" people affix to the back of their trucks for some reason.

                Not sexy. At. All.

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                • #9
                  hell the whole trend of putting slogans on your back window just annoys me... unless you're actually advertising a business (which still looks cheap as fuck to me) it looks trashy.

                  the tshirt however sounds funny. not sure how good the person wearing it looks though.
                  reminds me of an ex boyfriend who had one like that but... skeletons.

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                  • #10
                    The t-shirt you mentioned Blas sounds hilarious-- but hell if I'd wear it out of the house! .__.
                    And I agree about the "Important Decisions" t-shirt: gross.
                    "Is it the lie that keeps you sane? Is this the lie that keeps you sane?What is it?Can it be?Ought it to exist?"
                    "...and may it be that I cleave to the ugly truth, rather than the beautiful lie..."

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                    • #11
                      Quoth PepperElf View Post
                      hell the whole trend of putting slogans on your back window just annoys me... unless you're actually advertising a business (which still looks cheap as fuck to me) it looks trashy.
                      I do, but they're actually bumper stickers that I tape in there. Mainly because I don't want to actually stick it to my car. Too much of a PITA to get off and I like to rotate them out every now and then.
                      It's floating wicker propelled by fire!

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                      • #12
                        That t-shirt reminds me of the time I was at the mall's food court. This huge black woman came bouncing along with this skin tight t-shirt, with her boobs twice the size of basketballs. The shirt said "They're real and they're spectacular!"

                        Since then, I've always wondered what her other t-shirts say, or if she even has some normal clothes.

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                        • #13
                          As with the bumper sticker, I once bought one at Spencer's, when I was about 17, that said "If I don't get laid soon, someone is gonna get hurt!". I think it was on my car about 30 minutes before my dad made me remove it.

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                          • #14
                            Quoth LadyKelli666 View Post
                            You know what else is tacky? Those "truck balls" people affix to the back of their trucks for some reason.
                            Well...what do you expect when the driver doesn't have a set?

                            But locally, there's a guy who has a beat-up Geo Metro hatchback with "Fear This" above the windshield, and those wonderful Yosemite Sam mudflaps which read "Back off." Seriously? If I was to fear anything about that piece of shit, I'd have to fear the 3-cylinder engine exploding at anything over 35mph. As for the mudflaps, that car can't even get out of its own way. We're really not trying to tailgate, but the rest of us are only in first--we can't go any slower!
                            Aerodynamics are for people who can't build engines. --Enzo Ferrari

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                            • #15
                              Quoth Pagan View Post
                              I do, but they're actually bumper stickers that I tape in there. Mainly because I don't want to actually stick it to my car. Too much of a PITA to get off and I like to rotate them out every now and then.
                              o i don't mean bumper stickers or normal window stickers
                              i mean those white ones people emblazon across the entire window like "The Big Dawg's Ride" or "school sports team 2011" or "rest in peace Deady McDead 6-6-2006" (cos everyone wants to be remembered on a car window) etc.


                              http://carphotos.cardomain.com/ride_...0010_large.jpg
                              that one's actually good but... yeah that's the kind of thing I'm talking about.

                              doesn't that fuck up your rear view of the traffic?

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