Run In at Subway

[Pezzle]

Just a quickie...

I was at Subway the other day getting a sandwich, because I'm weird and actually like Subway

The woman behind me was ridiculously rude. She would just say some sort of vegetable/fruit, say tomatoes or onions in her ridiculous ghetto accent. Be warned, I was passive aggressive. I am ashamed, but I was afraid of going nuclear (helplessness, even just witnessed, triggers my mental disorder which triggers powder keg like anger) The following ensued:

SB = Sandwich Bro' (Shout out to you, you put the vinegar under all the lettuce so it soaks into my bread). English is not his native language.
GB = Ghetto Bitch

GB: I wan' tomatoes an onion
SB puts on 4 tomato slices
GB: What the fuck why you always cheapin me
SB: ???? continues to gingerly lay on onions and look at her with a smile
GB: WHAT THE FUCK. I'M HUNGRY. WHY YOU GOTTA TREAT ME LIKE I AINT HUNGRY WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE TO YOU
SB: I'm sorry? Some people thy no like all the onions so if you want more just say you 'more please?'
GB: I shouldn't have to do that! You shouldn't be cheapin me you cheap ass!
Me: -yelling from door- Come on let's go eat these sandwiches at home where there aren't prissy bitches with inflated senses of entitlement bothering the people making their food. Don't EVER fuck with the people making your food right boyfriend?

And I then proceeded to melt down and punch things for an hour -sigh-

[Beki710]

You have more guts than me, I'm far to worried about the retaliations of saying things like that even if it was passive aggressive. Good for you! Some people are just horrible.

[Andara Bledin]

I've got a big mouth and it's likely to get me shot one day, but that won't stop me from talking shit to these people right to their faces.

I get a bit of a thrill calling people out publicly on their shameful behavior. It's like the home version of stuff like Parking Wars where you get to watch people put on ridiculous displays for getting called out on being in the wrong.

^-.-^

[Bright_Star]

Sometimes you have to do that. Call somebody out for acting rude in public.

[Pezzle]

Most definitely. I'm just afraid of escalation. Not from them, but from myself! :>

[teh_blumchenkinder]

Man. All she'd have to say is "I'd like some more X, please." Works like a charm, and is more standard form English/heard more by those for whom English is not their native language. (thus they actually know what you're saying!)
Subway's awesome about more stuff on their sandwiches.

[dalesys]

Please sir, may I have some more?




Food! Glorious food!

[Mikkel]

Please sir, may I have some more?

"I beg your pardon, sir! Oliver Twist has asked for more!"