Oh look, It's the future pervert of America

[Kisa]

(Title from the sliced cheese commercial )

A few years back, I was at Wet Seal spending some holiday money. I found a few things worth trying on and headed towards the fitting rooms. I had just tried on a top and went to try on a pant/shirt combo I liked. The top was one of those built-in-bra deals so I had only my panties on. Nothing else. I was taking the top off the hanger when I heard a thud from the door near my feet. I whip my head around and see a kid, about 5 or so, crawling under the door of my fitting room!!!!!

I freak out and cover myself with the top but it wasn't very big (hell, it's a TOP) and it only covered my boobs or my panties. I choose boobs. I gently took my foot and tried to block him so he would back out. Instead, he licked my foot and crawled in when yanked it back and said "GROSS"! He stood up, gave me elevator eyes, and got the CREEPIEST smile as he stared at my panties.

Mother of the year: Billy! Billy! Where are you?! Oh my god! BILLLYYYYY! Where did he gooooooo!!!!!! BI-LLEEEEYYYYYYY!!!

The kid looks over and, after grinning at me once more, crawles under the door.

Billy: Here I am mommy.
MOTY: BILLY! Oh thank GOD! Don't walk away from mommy sweetie. When mommy tells you to wait somehwere while she's changing, you listen to her.
Billy: I was saying hi to that lady.
MOTY: Tee hee! Oh Billy! You are such a sweetie!

I finish changing and walk out and the mother looks at me, wide eyed. I look at her, arms folded, waiting for an apology. Nothing. Instead, she turns to leave.

Me: Excuse me!
MOTY: Come on Billy. Let's go home.

She picks Billy up and sprints towards the door.
Me: .....

[firecat88]

Huh...buh...wha...just...EWW!!! Ewewewewew. That is not right. @_@

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

That kid's got a bright future in front of him.

"But officer, I was just saying hi to that pretty woman. If she didn't want me to, she wouldn't have had that ladder in the garage."

[dendawg]

Did the kid look like this by any chance?

[blas]

One of my biggest fears in fitting rooms and public bathrooms are mothers who don't watch their kids (mostly sons), and the fact that almost all public bathrooms have a large gap under the door, as do most fitting rooms.

[Andara Bledin]

Next time - scream bloody murder.

The little future-stalker assaulted you. Sure, it was a minor thing, but licking your foot is waaaaay beyond acceptable. He obviously knew exactly what he was doing.

^-.-^

[Akasa]

I woulda kicked him in the face after he licked my foot.

[Kogarashi]

I woulda kicked him in the face after he licked my foot.

Me too, most likely, and not because I would be trying to get him out. My feet are severely ticklish, and kicking is my instinctual reaction to any touch on the bottom that isn't Hubby giving me a foot massage (because he knows how much pressure to apply to keep from triggering the kick reflex). That kid would've been hurting, and I would've been screaming at his mother.

[teh_blumchenkinder]

That's just wrong. Do kids that young even care about people being naked like ...that? I certainly didn't. I don't think they do.
He probably picked it up from someone.
Still. Kids that age should have the idea of 'privacy,' and why.
I would have done a girly-shriek. Someone licking my foot elicits that.
XD I got my foot licked by a friend's dog once. I was wearing flip-flops (thongs, cheapy floppy sandal/things) and I felt this cool wet *schlorp* and I went "EEe!" just about like that. It sounded ridiculous.

[fireheart]

Did the kid look like this by any chance?

So glad I swallowed my piece of cake BEFORE I saw that

[tofu]

i feel nauseous >.<

[tropicsgoddess]

Did the kid look like this by any chance?

Mini Quagmire!!! I would've shot that kid some dirty looks and told him what for!

[greensinestro]

This is why I don't ever take my kids with me when I buy clothes for myself. You never know what they'll go off and go when not within sight of you.

[MoonCat]

I would have screamed at the kid to get the f*ck out of there and probably would've yelled down the hall for someone to come and get their junior pervert.

[XCashier]

He obviously knew exactly what he was doing.

So did his mother, sprinting out the door without even offering an apology.

Brat's going to end up in prison for sexual assault, and Mommie Dearest is going to wring her hands and wonder where she went wrong.