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  • #1

    Shut UUUUUPPP!

    So, I was in a BAM store today, hanging out in their movie theater, and the store put Kung Fu Panda on. Seeing as I'd caught a short clip from it the other day, so, I thought I'd check it out. As the intro started, someone just blurted out, "So, have you seen this?" I turned to look at him, and pointed at myself, confused, since we hadn't been talking before, and I didn't recognise him or anything.
    I: "No..."
    H: "Well, what happens to the turtle, anyway?"
    I: *blink, blink* "..."
    H: "The turtle...?"
    I: Oh, yes, THAT helps... the TURTLE... I'VE NEVER SEEN THE MOVIE!
    Then the introductory animation started, and the guy says, in response to the movie claiming they're the Furtious Five: "But, there's only four of them!"
    I: *look at screen, count Monkey, Mantis, Snake, Tiger, and Crane, no, that's five, and STOP TALKING! I want to watch this!
    "I call murder on that!"
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    I've seen the movie and I don't remember a turtle. Major counting fail!

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    • #3
      Actually, there is a turtle. I don't know if he's in the second one, but he was in the first one and the short "Secrets of the Furious Five" qas (apprently, haven't played them) in the KFP video games.

      His name is Master Oogway.

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      • #4
        The turtle turned into sakura blossoms halfway thru the first movie. He presumably died(?)

        I have a 4 year old brother
        Answers: $1
        Correct Answers: $2
        Answers that require thought: $5
        Dumb looks are still free.

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        • #5
          Quoth Kisa View Post
          The turtle turned into sakura blossoms halfway thru the first movie. He presumably died(?)

          I have a 4 year old brother
          No need for excuses! Kung Fu Panda is fun and awesome.

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          • #6
            I'm going to do this. Just go up to a random stranger and be like, "So...whatever happened to that turtle??"
            "There are 10 types of people in this world: those who understand binary and those who don't."

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            • #7
              Quoth Laund-o-rama Mama View Post
              I'm going to do this. Just go up to a random stranger and be like, "So...whatever happened to that turtle??"
              NO SOUP FOR YOU!
              I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
              Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
              Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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              • #8
                Quoth Laund-o-rama Mama View Post
                "So...whatever happened to that turtle??"
                The Turtle is dead. He vomited up a universe while sleeping and choked to death on it.

                The Rich keep getting richer because they keep doing what it was that made them rich. Ditto the Poor.
                "Hy kan tell dey is schmot qvestions, dey is makink my head hurt."
                Hoc spatio locantur.

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                • #9
                  Quoth Laund-o-rama Mama View Post
                  "So...whatever happened to that turtle??"
                  He was going so slow that Homer kicked him. Homer asked him where he needed to go and he pointed up an Aztec pyramid....

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Laund-o-rama Mama View Post
                    I'm going to do this. Just go up to a random stranger and be like, "So...whatever happened to that turtle??"
                    "Christ... I was fro-zen today!"

                    To continue the post, I went back to that BAM store this morning to try to sell the last of my books, to make a little more money for my Amtrak ticket... Kung Fu Panda got played three times, and I sat through each of them, and then the store changed it to Monsters Inc, and about twenty minutes in: "Wow, this all looks really scary for kids..."
                    I turn, and look, and it's the same guy, in the same clothes (I can say that... I actually changed into shorts this morning cause it's too hot at night to sleep in jeans...)
                    I: "I'm pretty sure the point of the movie is to show young children that they don't need to be afraid of the monster in the closet, as they're just as scared of you as you are of them..."
                    H: "Yeah, but it's still crazy..."
                    Gods, just SHUT UP! I"m here to watch the movie, not to discuss the finer points of the plot.

                    Also, yes, I knew about Master Ooogway by the end of the movie yesterday, and I really just wanted to go over and shake him today. "If you'd watched the movie, he literally turns into cherry blossoms, as a gentler way of suggesting he passed on."
                    "I call murder on that!"

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                    • #11
                      Was it in 3-D? Because I work at a movie theater and the 3-D films usually have a much larger amount of stupids attending than normal.
                      Customers: from 0 to stupid in 2.5 sentences.

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                      • #12
                        Quoth karl hungus View Post
                        Was it in 3-D?
                        Nope, it was in a movie store's tiny little movie projector area for in store screenings...
                        "I call murder on that!"

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                        • #13
                          tell him that the panda ripped the turtle open and ate him alive.

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                          • #14
                            Quoth PepperElf View Post
                            tell him that the panda ripped the turtle open and ate him alive.
                            "Mmph mmph mmph, *SLUUUUUUURRRRP!* It is called Turtle Soup and he was delicious."
                            Now a member of that alien race called Management.

                            Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.

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                            • #15
                              or that leonardo put him on a turtle pizza. with marshmallows. and lemons.

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