Raunchy Greeting Cards? (NSFW)

[unholypet]

No, sir or madam.

The delivery person dropped off our daily shipment of things. Man needed to buy some lunch, they okayed it for him to shop (with his merchant tag on).

He shops, asks if he can come through the back with his things, no problem! Can he go potty and come back? KNOCK YOURSELF OUT!

He checks the back bathroom close to where vendors are allowed in, etc. Locked.

Walks toward the other bathroom, stops in the greeting card aisle.

Spanks his monkey, in plain view of the world.

Woman sees him and screams, he leaves a deposit on some items, leaves the way he came in.

Life goes on.

[fma_fanatic]

I..uh..brain go splodey...*BLAM!*

[unholypet]

Your brain will really enjoy knowing that all of the male employees and managers kept wanting to see the footage, and when prompted about their sexual preference, became very annoyed at the laughs =p


Seriously, guys...

[pageantmama]

So wait let me see if I have this right. This was a delivery man delivering things to your place of work that was doing this? And he left...evidence?

[LillFilly]

Oh, please please PLEASE tell us he's getting arrested!!!

[Spork4pedro]

what?! The delivery man, while at a job, decided to masturbate IN PUBLIC?!?! I sure hope he gets arrested! What the hell is wrong with some people?!

[Hanzoku]

Complain to his company and get him fired or reassigned from your store. WTH...

[Mr Hero]

leaves the way he came in.

Interesting choice of words.

This delivery driver certainly left a delivery you guys weren't expecting.

[PepperElf]

Yes. I'd say ...

Both - file a complaint with his company AND call the police.
Be sure to have video tape evidence if possible. and some before you watch it

not to mention he or his company is now liable for the loss of merchandise... cos it's not like you can just wipe his spunk off and sell the product as new.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

I would so want to see that security video.

Not because of anything having to do with sexual preference, mind you. Just to laugh at the absurdity of somebody who has the balls (heh) to choke his chicken in public.

[Der Cute]

Holyee shit (or other stuff). Man he's got...something wrong with him if he's doing THAT in PUBLIC AT WHERE HE WORKS.
Whoa. Just...ick whoa.

[Sparky]

Unholypet, don't take this the wrong way, but ...

what kind of cards does your store sell!?

[GiggityGiggityGoo]

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

[MoonCat]

AAAAHHHHHHHHH!
Sorry, I had to scream.

WTF???

[unholypet]

haha =p

Management took care of everything, and this week we didn't see the usual delivery man XD