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i guess he'll have to conduct his er... "delivery"... at another job from now on, eh?
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Yeah, hopefully in the work-release program.Quoth PepperElf View Posti guess he'll have to conduct his er... "delivery"... at another job from now on, eh?
Oh wait, they don't grant those to sexual offenders.Fiancee: We're going to need to do laundry. I'm out of clean pants.
Me: Sounds like a job for Gravekeeper!
Fiancee: What?!
Me: Nevermind.Comment
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From one "release" job to another eh?
Perhaps he can get off for good behavior?Comment
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What can I say? He's got spunk.Quoth PepperElf View PostKnowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost dailyComment
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Come again?Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View PostTo right the countless wrongs of our days... We shine this light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise...Oh, what a wonderful world such would be...Comment
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Put on your listening ears, or else I'll have to spank you.
Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost dailyComment
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He might, but not in that store.Quoth Mr Hero View Post"I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."Comment
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This was the opening he went for.Quoth unholypet View PostI am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.Comment
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Now I've got an idea for a greeting card for Spencer Gifts.
"I wanted to get you something personal....so I came in this card."
Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost dailyComment
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Oooo-kaaay...Friends help you move. Rare friends help you move bodies.Comment
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